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ultimate minge cheese

the last part of cheese in the part of a womans anatomay that must be removed via the use of a douche. this bit of cheese is usually incredibly manky or otherwise disgusting. quite tasty to those of the swedish persuasion.
"i was wiv some really skanknin bird the other night.>"
"oh yeah"
"it took five hours with a douche to remove that last bit of ultimate minge cheese. i was knackered..."
by questionable_pie October 12, 2006
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Hanging minger

A Hanging minger
First you have to find a baby and put it in a bin bag and then hanging it on a tree, after the following steps, use this as a piñata on the babies mothers birthday.
Omg what prize did I win!?!
OMG IS THAT MY SON!?!?!
OMG THAT'S A HANGING MINGER
by RUSSIA BRUSHING NIGMA February 11, 2020
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Ming

An awesome friend who is a GIRL (if you know what that is, NOT A BOY). Is often Chinese and can speak a heap of languages. Can be abusive sometimes if you get on her bad side, but mostly a nice and caring person. NOT A LIE. Never touch her hair or she'll go ninja style on you.

P.SCan get possessive over her food.
Ming killed the man who touched her hair and food.
by wolfiethewolf August 12, 2018
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ming

Justin on the yr 12 trip "05"
Justin you stupid ming, hurry up and get on the boat you ming!
by Andy April 13, 2005
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MingAA

The most extreme form of a minger. One who not only hit every branch on the way down off the ugly tree, they took the tree with them.
Possibly seeks out other MingAA's, although details are unknown, due to the obvious danger of permanent blindness for researchers involved in this field.
Arrghhh! head for the hills! the MingAA is coming!
Save the children, here comes the MingAA!
I'm blind! I was attacked by a MingAA!
by Matress_of_evil February 20, 2005
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Minger]/[Minga][minging

someone or something that is dirty, distgusting, ugly, smelly, trampy etc...
eRRR That boy/girl is a MINGER!
Your feet are minging!
That's minging!
by Ella January 20, 2004
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Far Ming

A term used to target China with satire, a mock of Far Ming or a joke about rice.
Wesley is Far Ming Rice.
by Dirty Sick Ninja March 21, 2008
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