Morales weon

Vicente morales from 3MA who is a very weon person

Morales: *Breaks the TV*
Ahumada: Morales weon

by Humitachiken May 14, 2025

Post nut morality

This occurs after an immediately regretful nut.

‘Post nut morality hit hard after I creamed her’ said Shrek

by Blueseyeslongone May 7, 2024

Morally Mogged

Dominating or outshining another person purely through one’s own virtues and acts of kindness (rather than through physical attractiveness), especially if to a point where other people recognize that you are of objectively better character than them.

«Did you hear how James stood for that kid who was being bullied the other day?» «Yeah, he’s also been spending his weekends volunteering at the community center in town to help out the disadvantaged. I feel morally mogged»

by trygvuz September 19, 2025

Morally Retarded

Like "Mentally Retarded", expect you dont know what you are talking about with your morals.

" The people who joke about 9/11 but say joking about Charlie Kirk is bad are morally retarded."

by i like talking October 1, 2025

Miles Morales

The dude who wants to be a hero

Haakon is such a Miles Morales

by cosmostars October 26, 2025

Morales

A Morales is a person who is unintentionally hilarious simply by existing. Someone who is violently obsessed with the Dodgers despite having the athletic ability of a baked potato. Wears a hat with a few confused strands of hair poking out like they’re trying to escape, usually sings every song with full confidence and zero correct lyrics, and somehow waits until the last possible second to do his job and then screams at everyone else like they dropped the ball. He also snores like a chainsaw in a log cabin, yet somehow sleeps there looking sweet and innocent, which honestly feels disrespectful. A Morales is chaotic, lovable, and the funniest disaster you’ll ever meet.

“Bro, stop being a Morales and fix your hat.”

by certifiedmenance November 29, 2025

The most ethical and moral

If you qualify what you're doing with this statement... It makes it perfectly fine.

Child molester "I conduct child molestation in the most ethical and moral way possible! I do what I like to call a 'Knock' where I tap my weiner on their butthole BEFORE I molest them to let them know their about to be molested."

Serial Killer "You see, I murder women in the most ethical and moral way possible. More so than any other serial killer."

Slave owner "I'm the most ethical and moral slave owner this side of the Mississippi. Yeah I'm doing what I'm doing. But I'm doing it in the most ethical and moral way possible."

by Hym Iam February 28, 2024