Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment is a professional sports company with its headquarters in Toronto, Ontario. Valued at 1.75 billion USD, they have many assets including the Toronto Maple Leafs, the Toronto Marlies, the Toronto Raptors, the Toronto FC, and the Air Canada Centre.

Unfortunately (or fortunately for their competition), they are 80% owned by the Ontario Teachers' Pension Plan, who don't give 2 sh*ts about sports, except to collect their pensions and go to sleep every night laughing at how much the Leafs, the Raptors, and the FC fail year after year.
Justin Bieber is a disgrace to music as Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment is a disgrace to sports.

If Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment got $1 from every person in Toronto every time one of their teams made the playoffs, MLSE will have $0.

The amount that Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment cares about its teams can be compared to the amount of success Ron Wilson has as a coach, which is negative infinity.
by Ron Wilson's Lover Brian Burke November 03, 2011
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NATIONAL LEAF CRUSHING DAY

This prestigious day is celebrated on September 27th. This day honors the founding father of this tradition known as Jennifer. The act of leaf crushing all began when Jenny came upon a perfectly dry leaf and decided to crush it, receiving all the pleasures of the sonorous crunch the leaf made as it became one wit the ground.
Surprise motherfoker!
HEY JENNY, HAVE A GREAT NATIONAL LEAF CRUSHING DAY!
by CACA1617 November 24, 2019
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Turn Over A new Leaf

The phrase "To turn Over A new Leaf" means to start a new life again. If some one turns Over A new Leaf he starts a new life after recovering from a shock or after an accident or similar cases.
1. John turned over a new leaf after an abject failure in the exams.

2. Reva turned over a new leaf after she got married to Farhan.

3. to Turn over a new leaf was not at all easy for the children after the accidental death of their mother.
by EnglishGrammarMaster February 14, 2010
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National Name a Leaf Day

On November fourth, go find a leaf and name it
Hey bob, is November 4th!
What’s happening on November fourth Larry?
National name a leaf day! You have to go find a leaf and name it!
by Googlyeyejeff November 01, 2019
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Little Lonely Leaf Luna

Little Lonely Leaf Luna is a thing that stays up all night doing art and watching TV. Little Lonely Leaf Luna, or Danny, is a thing that has existed for quite some time. This is an updated description of it!
You: Little Lonely Leaf Luna, why are you up at 11AM with no sleep!?
LLLL: Cats.
by DannyMailManny March 09, 2022
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3 Leafed Orange Clan

The 3 Leafed Orange Clan is a gang preys on the peach race. They are obviously the most dominant organization in this mafia. The peaches stand no chance.
Oh crip it's the 3 Leafed Orange Clan, hide the peaches HIIIDE.
by nykelouiswas_HERE June 09, 2019
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Four Leaf Clover

When four guys assfuck a single girl, at the same time.
Jack: "I heard that Phil's girlfriend cheated on him last night with FOUR other guys. Word is they all got drunk and did the Four Leaf Clover."

John: "Is that shit even legal?"
by PhrozynWynd January 23, 2011
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