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The Kirk shot

When a bunch of conservative men, that all say they are Charlie Kirk, sit in a circle and masturbate each other until completion at which point they aim at each other's necks, similar to a pearl necklace
"after a long day of watching Fox news and praising Donald Trump for owning the libs me and the rest of the white supremacist like to sit around and give each other the Kirk shot"
by mld1986 December 17, 2025
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Circle kirk

When a group of conservative men, who all identify as Charlie Kirk, sit around and fondle each other's micropenises until completion of the circle Kirk
"I'm telling you bro that was the best circle Kirk we've had since TPUSA had Charlie's memorial. The guy next to me finished by giving me a Kirk shot"
by mld1986 December 20, 2025
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Charlie Kirk

A sexual act in which one ejaculates on the neck of another, specifically on the left side.
"Oops I missed my cumshot"

"That's okay, I love getting Charlie Kirks"
by iiJason124 December 25, 2025
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The Capt Kirk

Nickname to the lovely city of Albuerquerque, NM. Most popularized by the movie: The Goods
So how's The Capt Kirk this time of year?

We'll it is... what it is...
by Esco Da Don February 2, 2010
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Pulling a Kirk

When a Joke has Become slaughtered To where it is no longer funny after You have pulled a kirk a person must either say one of the following.
A. "My Truck is better"
B. "Tires make the world go round and girls are obstacles and tires help you avoid those obstacles"
Knock Knock whos there
Me
Me who
Let me in its cold'
hahahahaaha
(random person) Yea Its like negative 40 out here <- Killed it
Dude your pulling a kirk
by mjkoolj1828 March 22, 2011
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William Shawn Kirk

A male lover. Good with the females, but prefers to eat out a dude. Professional rawdogger, he’s all about the hustle. Related to Shawn Kirk I, the first king of Chile. Tries to shape his head like a rectangle, an interesting beauty tactic.
Hum diddly dee, that William Shawn Kirk is an ugly ass motherfucker. How does he pull so many dudes? I wish I could be a William Shawn Kirk.
by ButtMuncher456 January 19, 2022
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A Kim or a Kirk

A family member that has lost their way; that is no longer adhering to the values taught at the kitchen table; that is not living by those values or being a supporting member of the family
My sister in law is being A Kim or a Kirk. She won't even listen to my truth or be there for me as family should be.
by Homo on the Range May 6, 2024
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