Flibity jibity

A mans sausage.

I put my flibity jibity in ur mums reproductive hole

by Cuminurmum April 11, 2022

I Jimined today

I was late today

The BTS way of saying you were late

Boy: bro where were you?
Boy: sorry! I jimined today!
Boy: whatever

by 1Tacocat1 December 16, 2022

Doing a jimi

Been a potato and hanging on farms all day

Oh so he’s doing a jimi

by DxF98 July 24, 2021

Jigity Jacked

Something that is really messed up.

Thats jigity jacked up man

by Mallory December 19, 2004

jiminy jingle

1. (noun) the magical fairy who brings weed, often mysteriously or without explanation.

2. (verb) To jingle the testicles of a man, esp. a gay one, much like one would jingle those of a cricket (Note: it is important to gently but lovingly stroke a cricket's genitals to maximize the insect's pleasure).

hand job weed fairy stroke marijuana ballsack

1. Stoner A: Dude, when I woke up this morning it seems like my dime bag had tripled in size!
Stoner B: Dude, it looks like Jiminy Jingle paid you a motherfuckin' visit.

2. I went to the bathroom during Musical Theater Night at Sydney's Ass Shaking Palace and there were like eight guys getting jiminy jingled in the restroom!

by Marcus Ricci May 6, 2006

Jimi-jams

(n)
1. Jams to the sweet sweet music of Jimi Hendrix
2. Pants that you wear when you go to sleep.

1. Break out the Jimi-jams!
2. *Yawn* Break out the jimi-jams.

by my ass is fuckin hairy, man June 15, 2011

jimi whip

To whip one’s phallus across the face of another so as to leave a red stamp of their Jimi on the aforementioned face for a choice of comical reasons, proximity, or, most common, to put the bitch in her place.

A minute after I finished fucking her, and three minutes after I started, I turned over and said, "What the fuck are you still doing here." She thought I was joking so I took my wet cock and swiveled my hips and jimi whipped the bitch, leaving my fat, twelve inch approval to get the fuck out of my house on her face.

by Demetri February 19, 2004