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Jesus

The type of dude that loves being with his friends and won’t stop having fun until the night ends. He is always chill and never has a problem with anybody. Even though he’s short he’s always getting the girls but nothing stays in between his love for friends and sports manly soccer.
Let’s hangout with Jesus more, I heard he’s wild at party’s.
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One of the most easily known for pictures of him being inaccurate, because he doesn’t look like the people that live in Jerusalem.
by Wut Iz Dis January 14, 2019
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Jesus was a dirty homeless, hippie peace activist
And he said, "Drop out and find God" to anybody who would listen
While turning water into space bags (x3) with lowlifes and anarchists
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Yo Jesus is the homie he is the reason I get to be rich and happy in my crib of heaven
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jesus is a really sweet guy and loyal he'll always be there when you need him whenever you need someone to talk to he's the guy you should talk to.
girl: can we talk?

jesus: yes
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A pretty nice guy in general. He is very handsome and will always be there for you through everything. Jesus is the type of guy to always be by your side no matter what.
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your mother yes she was a lady
jesus is your mother
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