jesus

jesus is a really sweet guy and loyal he'll always be there when you need him whenever you need someone to talk to he's the guy you should talk to.
girl: can we talk?

jesus: yes
by jesus646 October 09, 2018
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your mother yes she was a lady
jesus is your mother
by Gman312 June 03, 2019
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A Tall nice guy that you should never let go. Usually takes a while to gain his trust. He will only stick with his true friends. He can be stubborn at times but that’s not how he really is. He’s a bitch at times if you get him mad or do something stupid, but once you get to know them you’ll grow fonder of them everyday. He has many friends and can be seen as a popular guy. Once you gain their trust, they will never forget about you.
There is No One like Jesus
by BestWriter04 March 04, 2018
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omg guys he is sus my grandmother said allah akrah bah or something and I think she is trying to get jeSUS in amogus GUYSSSS help I need some advice. press like if yuo r scared rn guys jeSUS is sus in imposter game.
jeSUS is sus guys i am literlay not lie and is very sus in amnogus guys
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jesus is a big dick having guy🤷🏽 ♂️
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jesus has a huge cock😱
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Jesus, is a man that will take your belongings and claim that it's his. Especially when it comes to girls. He will definitely steal your girl super quick. although, when he does still your girl, he will treat her like a princess and then leave her after a couple days. Jesus is a heart-breaker like any other man, but a real dangerous one. Also really lazy.
Look, there goes Jesus also known as mister steal your girl.
by ali gonzales January 04, 2018
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Sum guy w/ a famous dad
'jesus is ma G'
by d1mzy February 18, 2018
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