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A pretty nice guy in general. He is very handsome and will always be there for you through everything. Jesus is the type of guy to always be by your side no matter what.
by anàsdkk366 April 8, 2018
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Jesus, is a man that will take your belongings and claim that it's his. Especially when it comes to girls. He will definitely steal your girl super quick. although, when he does still your girl, he will treat her like a princess and then leave her after a couple days. Jesus is a heart-breaker like any other man, but a real dangerous one. Also really lazy.
Look, there goes Jesus also known as mister steal your girl.
by ali gonzales January 4, 2018
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me
i am jesus
by celeste2113 April 14, 2020
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FUCK!!! jesus is shit mang
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Jesus being the nice guy we all knew him as was acctually just a man with a shit KD. like literally he died twice and dint kill shit
nobody has a worse KD than jesus
by Kaiser_John November 19, 2020
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jesus is the best
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a actuall god! you will meet him and bend over for him
ps: my names jesus
jesus:hello
everyone:take my cash!
by omar hater and mom he stole it October 30, 2020
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