invisicock

The manhood of a very masculine woman. A contraction of "invisible cock", referring to a non-existent but very plausible possession of a dick on the part of a female, especially one seen as "one of the guys."

Zach: "Sally's such a man. She knows more about sports than I do."

Eric: "Yeah, she has an invisicock. You never see it coming."

by leggie_blonde August 15, 2009

Innis

When you stick your thumb up your man's ass while cupping his balls with the remaining four fingers.

Texas Jack: Shit, my after the date last night, I got Innis'd and I don't know if I liked it or hated it.

by BigJoeyBear April 2, 2019

Asian Anal Invasion

The act of having anal sex with an Asian

Man, do I love shoving my shaft in that girl and doing an Asian Anal Invasion

by 3hundo September 5, 2016

Indiscriminate Multiculturalism

1. A Conservative logical contortion and generalization that implies that all Liberals believe all cultures are equally good and none are better than any another, and if you don't discriminate between good and bad cultures you have no right to say what is good or bad, period. Therefore Liberals should "shut the fuck up" like they're continually told to on Fox News. Found in arguments against the Muslim religion (Muslim meaning Terrorist), immigration, and other topics that offend their belligerent nationalism.

2. A Conservative code-term invented by a think tank called the The Heritage Foundation specifically to attack Liberal ideas. Used in the Conservative "Control Through Language" campaign to brainwash good, well intending, people to support their continual attack against the Bill of Rights and Democracy in general in post 9/11 America.

Jack: I called the DMV today and I had to press "1" to get English and "2" if I wanted Spanish...

Nick the NeoNazi: Damn Libruls and their indiscriminate multiculturalism forcing you to press a button just to make some wetback happy!

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Jane: I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw a towelhead on my plane! How in the Lord's name did he get a ticket?!

Nick the NeoNazi: Fucking Democrats forcing indiscriminate multiculturalism on the airlines! Haven't they been through enough?! All Dems and Terrorist should be shot!

by Emmanuel Goldstein 1984 March 23, 2008

invisibee

People who often stay invisible to IM friends.

Dude1: Dude! Your ex was definitely online last night. Where the hell were you?
Dude2: I know! I got so nervous I decided to play invisibee for a night.

by radj October 16, 2008

Invisible Guitar

Sort of like air guitar, but with a Lolcat influence (i.e. invisible bike, etc.) Featured on Youtube, and is now on shirts.

which you know you want to buy.

Dude, holy shit, that cat's air guitarring. Look at the picture.

No, jackass, that's a fucking INVISIBLE GUITAR.

by te fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? November 10, 2009

invisibliss

The state of comfort one enjoys while being "invisible" in a chat program, such as gmail chat. Being invisible allows you to pick and choose who you send an im, instead of being peppered by people you don't really want to talk to.

-"Hey man, hit me up on chat if you're invisibliss."

-"Dude, i can't get any work done... my girlfriend won't stop chatting with me on im... it's non-stop!

Dude you gotta go invisibliss."

by DJ Murronious December 7, 2009