dirty future

a white individual that is very annoying. he always tries to get in your business and is so fucking dumb. he most likely has curly hair and blue eyes. He will show up to your locker room and dip your mouthguard in the toilet
look its dirty future
by dirtymen January 17, 2023
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Future Clones

Future Clones by intention means 'the future clone of ones self.

But has been misinterpreted as "The Future Clones", aka, a large number of people who follow a simple philosophy.
The Future Clones are at the very bottom of the pecking order. Nothing, soulless, brainless, repetitive and downright annoying.
by Bryn Benn April 11, 2020
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Future-Neutral Bias

A personal indifference towards future social, economic or political outcomes due to a lack of genetic offspring.
Mary doesn't have children, so she doesn't believe that she benefits from her property taxes being used to fund public schools, that's her future-neutral bias.
by wmkdaw February 24, 2016
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futured

when you get your tip tickled and booty lickled by a lowkey evil man thats gonna bec made into a tshirt
"Yo you hear that jupiter got futured?"
"yeah, but dw hes make sure the guy gets jupitered"
by JupiterCoyote September 10, 2024
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