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can't hit the broad side of a barn

To have very poor aim. This hyperbolic term is usually used to denote poor marksmanship or to have very poor aim in certain activities that involve throwing something(such as certain sports).
1. While we were out hunting, Mitch was a very poor shot and couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn, and so when he ran out of ammo, he ultimately got Roy Horn'ed by the deer he kept trying to shoot dead.

2. Damn, Mark is such a mark-ass pitcher! He can't even hit the broad side of a barn, let alone strike anyone out. His pitches make even Rafael Palmeiro's erectile dysfunction reach out for a glorious grand slam!





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by Mark H March 1, 2005
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can't help falling in love with you

One of the best and most covered songs of Elvis Presley.

Sing this song perfectly and watch your crush come at you.
You : (singing) "But I can't help falling in love with you..."
Crush : hey...wanna hang out?
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fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

A general catch phrase meaning "who cares?" or "get over it." Sardonic.
A tornado blew away their trailer. Oh, well, fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
by Liberte July 28, 2006
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Something you say right before things get a lot worse.
Man: "My mom just died. Well, at least it can't get any worse!"
*Gets hit by an 18-wheeler*
by A Fish Out Of Water April 12, 2016
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Mr. Can't Steal Your Girl

1. Me.

2. Someone who is incapable of taking your romantic partner without your prior knowledge or consent. The opposite of Mr Steal Your Girl.
"He's such a Mr. Can't Steal Your Girl."
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I can't reach pink color

What every single mobile game ad says EVEN WHEN THERE IS A PINK COLOR IN THERE

What I'm asking is:
Why pink?
Why are the owners of the game obsessed with the color pink?
What's the matter?
How do you reach the pink color when it's not even there?
Why does it say "I can't reach pink color" when they are currently doing something with a pink object?
And why does it say "I can't reach pink cube" when there are no pink cubes in the game?
"I can't reach pink color" types:
"I can't reach pink color"
"Only 1% can reach pink color"
"Only left-brained people can reach pink color"
"No one can reach pink color"
"Can you reach pink color?"
"I can't reach pink color :("
"I can't reach pink color 😥"
"I can't reach pink color 😭😭😭"
"I can't reach the pink (object)"
"Only 1% can reach pink (object)"
"Only left-brained people can reach pink (object)"
"No one can reach pink (object)"
"Can you reach pink (object)?"
"I can't reach pink (object) :("
"I can't reach pink (object) 😥"
"I can't reach pink (object) 😭😭😭"
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Signing Cheques you can't cash

Making a promise that you have no realistic chance you can keep.
Jordy to Cheryl - I promise you will win a new car today.
Cheryl to Jordy - You're Signing Cheques you can't cash
by Rizzonator January 5, 2011
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