impossibible

A description of statements in religious books which are impossible.

Jesus rising from the dead is impossibible.

by Cameron Reilly January 13, 2009

Imports Suck ASS

A generic phrase used by undereducated muscle car freaks that have only seen civics with over sized wings and front ends, because a real car person knows that a car can be fast and it doesnt depend on the make but rather on the person doing the tuning of the engine.

Boy look at that civic run 16.7 imports suck ass

by John July 17, 2003

impossipussy

A girl that is simply unattainable. Varies person to person.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm going on a date with Sarah tonight. Hopefully we can get down to business at my place...

Guy 2: Not a chance dude. She's impossipussy. Dave tried to hook up with her a couple weeks ago and she ran away screaming.

by Fausto Carmona June 18, 2008

import

fix up a cheap import and make friends instantly. usually people who cant compete intellectually with others squirm their way into the import scene. easiest way to make other meathead friends and compete with other bottomdwelling grunts.

that fool got in the import scene cuz he dont got no real hobbies that require real skill and knowledge.

by ben_wallace November 30, 2003

mission imposible

When a girl sucks your dick and balls at the same time.

Man, that chick was sooo good at giving head, she was able to complete the mission imposible.

by Chauncey Hollinsworth May 24, 2004

Impostering

To become an imposter; or To imposter someone

Philip is impostering Brian!

by KuroDjango August 22, 2011

impotent rage

Approximating the punitive and terroristic actions of the russian military on Ukrainian Independence Day of 24th of August 2022.

After russian forces reportedly ground to a halt, Ukraine celebrated their independence from moscow rule under the USSR while defending themselves from russia in the full scale invasion of 2022.

The russian military targeted a train station to kill Ukranian civilians and create fear in the Ukrainian civilian population. Unfortunately for russia, Ukraine has not yet perished and the impotent rage of the russians against the Ukrainians is recorded each day that their war of aggression and conquest continues.

Are you 6 months into losing a three day blitzkrieg that you started?

Is your foe celebrating their independence day from you?

Is the worst you can do to commit a small scale terrorist attack on 15 civilians, localised entirely within a train station?

You are russia and are experiencing impotent rage.

by HIMARSk August 25, 2022