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October 18, national get a life day

If you need a girlfriend/boyfriend, get one. Do you have an imaginary friend? DESTROY IT! Make real friends. Getting bad grades? STOP THEN.
GET A LIFE NOW. ON October 18, national get a life day YOU SHOULD GET A LIFE.
by GabeTheSpiderKid October 18, 2019
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Getarded

The act of being gay and/or retarded.
Also can be used as GETARD. A gay and/or retarded person.
Roger: My new boyfriend is HOT.
Dale: You're getarded.

Marge: omg, like i was like buying like shoes like yesterday, and it said like fifty percent off and and i was like "omg, i dont want two-thirds of my shoe to be missing, like omg" so i left.
Jeanette: It means the price, you getard.

Pronunciation:
Gee-tard
by Molly Patience :] October 24, 2008
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Get a boyfriend bag.

A gift usually given around Christmas or birthdays, to a single friend. Consists of lacy panties, matching bra, and flirty thigh high socks (optional) all bundled inside a wine bag in hopes of helping her luck in getting a boyfriend.
Girl 1: My best friend has really been bummed since her boyfriend dumped her.

Girl 2: Maybe you should make her a Get a boyfriend bag.
by Kayaluki!!! December 13, 2009
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get a room

(Command). What my girlfriend's sister and boyfriend should do (See stab my eyes out with a saudering iron). Betters the human race. See common decency.
Those two have got to get a room, before my eyes start bleeding.
by Rob May 29, 2004
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Get A Grip

A played out 80's term that one would use and a Rank Out session. A weak response at best, someone would use this if they got cut down and didn't have anything else to say.
Yo' Pete! Why don't you get a grip bitch! (You sorry ass band geek)
by Steve December 6, 2004
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get a penis

'get a penis' is meant to diss someone, it doesnt rly make sence but thats the fun of it. it can be used to male and female.
jeff: hey dude u missed a spot at cleaning
dude: get a penis man.
by Rduder August 13, 2008
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can i get a ride

a question asked to kids of all ages of middle school by a little turn-eater with road kill on his head named jastin
when your parents pick up this little moucher he askes for a ride fto burbank so he doesnt have to use his bus tokens
by Korn911 April 19, 2005
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