Early-Eminem Syndrome

When you start off as a shitty, untalented rapper and end up being a rich and famous shitty, untalented rapper.

by rock fan October 15, 2003

earful

–noun, plural -fuls.
1. The act of ejaculating into the ear of your sexual partner.
2. a shot of semen in the ear - used as a scolding.

Origin: Duke of Kent, Toronto, ON; October 1st, 2006

Last night, Jacky gave his woman an earful, and she freaked out. She stood up and yelled: "How am I going to explain that infection to the Dr.?"

by Fat Tony from t-dot October 3, 2006

Earl of Duke

Basically, the King of Shit; a person who is a douchebag, dumbass, asshole, shithead, etc.

You, Sir, are The Earl of Duke.

by Dickie Bundle May 26, 2010

Early As Balls

Waking up or around 0300.

I had to wake up early as balls to sneak out of this girls apartment before she woke up.

by WoogieMonster August 14, 2011

Early Early

A time so early that it is almost too early to know what time it is.

I gotta get up early early tomorrow morning...

by NRMA May 31, 2018

earlyly

a long time ago

Earlyly, she was crying for her mother.

by 8r8kdancer November 6, 2019

Early Shirley

Noun. A girl that cums too fast.

Boy howdy, Anita Peters sure was an Early Shirley last night.

by xylophone dan March 5, 2020