Dicking the dog

Navy slang for fucking around when you're supposed to be doing something else. Also known as Skating. Sometimes a literal translation when you see someone banging a canine.

I asked why Matt's dog had blood running down it's leg but realized he had been dicking the dog.

by Monkey mouth bitches March 30, 2020

Thats so Emily Dickinson

Another way to say something is Punk.

Eric: Yeah, going with cody to see Crass in march..cant wait.

Scott: idk man..id go but that too hardcore for me.

Ryan: Wow...thats so emily dickinson.

Danieljew: Wait what? i was too busy listening to deadmau5

by shecalledmepudd. January 17, 2011

space dicking

Dicking in space. Similar to space head, except that the sex in question is not oral.

I am an expert at space dicking.

by Spacedick July 25, 2010

turtle dicking

The act of sliding and shoving a shotgun into someone's anus and then pulling the trigger. (Turtle dicked being the past tense)

"I turtle dicked that dude so hard his entrails are all over the wall!"

"I've gotten really good at turtle dicking in Call of Duty lately"

by TotteryWolf September 24, 2017

dickfinger

see Homoerikyo. Guess how it was derived.

Anyone: "DICKFINGER!"
Erik: "ARRRGHH!!"

by HOMOERIKYO!!! October 17, 2003

ian dickinson

a guy who is kind hearted; smokes pot all the time; likes to flirt with girls; funny; extremely cute

your ian dickinson

by ahfbfgjlruee January 8, 2012

red hot dicking

are you joking me

Holly:Hey freak
Cheyanna: Shut up your a Cheesebutt
Holly: Are you Red hot dicking me right now!!!

by Holly and Cheyanna October 29, 2008