dookie dick

Dookie Dick; Having a brown substance,especially poop,on the end of one's penis.

Man, I dont know what I did at the party last night after getting drunk,but I woke up with dookie dick this morning!

by Caline March 19, 2014

dookiebun

When a guy puts his hair in a bun and it resembles a pile of goat dookie.

Look at josues hair ,he is sporting a dookiebun

by richard1269 November 7, 2014

dookie shuffle

The walk you do with your ass cheeks squeezed real tight, and taking very small steps when you have to shit NOW.

I had to shit so bad I did the dookie shuffle to the bathroom.

by Sparky D63 September 5, 2015

dookie squares

Toilet Paper or Moist Flush-able wipes used to clean yourself after defecating.

"Hey! This bathroom is all outta dookie squares! Someone bring me a fresh roll!

by Jmanvega310 May 10, 2016

Dookiefrump

A clothing-based manoeuvre whereby a stain, usually an excrement stain, is hidden by a strategic frump, or fold, made in the fabric.

Hey dude, nice Dookiefrump! I can barely tell that you shit ...yourself.

by Brozaza August 14, 2016

dookie pusher

Man inserting penis into a man's rectum.

Man I think he's gay, heard he's a dookie pusher.

by HESKINDAEVIL July 1, 2017

dookie pusher

Homosexual man inserts penis into man's rectum

Ol gay ass Dookie Pusher, let the man booboo don't shove it back in there.

by HESKINDAEVIL July 1, 2017