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Danger-dogging 

Similar to the danger wank, the act is a derivation of the well known and much beloved pastime of dogging with a heightened element of danger: before engaging in the act of dogging the participants must call the police and provide them with their precise location, and proceed to carry out the act with the aim of finishing and fleeing the area prior to police intervention.
Operator:"hello this is 911 whats your emergency?"

Absolute lad: "hi Can you put me through to the police please?

Police: "this is the police what appears to be the emergency?"

Absolute lad:"hi, just out for an evenings danger-dogging. Our location is Euclid avenue carpark, Shropshire. My ETC is 4minutes..."
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stinky digger 

A finger that has gone in or near your anal cavity, perhaps in an effort to relieve an itch.
"... well, well. if it isn't Mr. Stinky Digger."

"...if you touch me again with your stinky digger, there's gonna be trouble."
stinky digger by pr0n-b0t January 31, 2004

Bitcoin Digger 

A gold digger who focuses on attracting tech entrepreneurs. A bitcoin digger can't use the typical clues for wealth and status (rolexes, etc.), but looks for guys who wear the same hoodie and jeans every day, name-drop venture capital firms, and prominently list themselves as "founder" or "co-founder" on LinkedIn.
"Christie's new boyfriend is head over heals for her, but he seems a little socially awkward. Nice, but awkward."
"I know. The only reason she is dating him is because he has a tech job in Silicon Valley. She's a shameless bitcoin digger."
Bitcoin Digger by stomps July 8, 2018

Gold Digger

A women that uses a man for what he has not for what is in the inside of him
She was a gold digger because she used me for my money.
Gold Digger by Rachoudi July 22, 2021

Ding dong danger wank 

The act of danger wanking while ding dong ditching someones house. The wanker must ring the doorbell, and then successfully masturbate before they can run away. All before the person answers the door.
-Dude, Jim totally ding dong danger wanked Kathleen's house last night.
-Niiice, did he get away?
-Yeah, hes a pro at it.

danger dinga 

Your partner is in a doggy style position. You take your hands and stretch there asshole apart. While you are stretching there ass apart your partner pushes like trying to take a shit. Then you lean down (ass still being stretched and lover still pushing) you bite there puckered stretched ass.
I wish my boyfriend wouldnt have given me the danger dinga after prom, my ass still aches.
danger dinga by Mr. Asseater April 27, 2009

Nae Danger 

Scottish term to refer NO PROBLEM.
"Fanks fer the can of Irn Bru", "nae danger pal"
Nae Danger by Special Agent Utah September 4, 2013