Water-bottle Cumshot

When a marginal amount of water comes out of a water-bottle while being drunk by a person. The water then spills onto the person's face in a cumshot type manner and usually soaks the top portion of their shirt and lower bits of their hair if they are a girl or guy with long hair.

"DUDE!!! You just got a water-bottle cumshot!!!" *as water drips down their chin*

by watershot_girl March 31, 2009

cumstain

wen he/she cums on u sumwhere and it wont come off and starts to go crusty

birdseye

by lisa mcbirdseye February 3, 2003

Cumsiderate

The act of making sure your partner reaches climax before you do

Man - "What feels best for you. I want you to go as much as you want before I go"

Woman - "You are so sweet. Thats very cumsiderate of you"

by SkubaJG September 28, 2011

cumsnatcher

A tissue paper, fabric, or anything used to 'snatch' or clean semen off your penor.

I need to get me some of them cumsnatchers.

by ANS September 23, 2013

cumsundheit

The act of sneezing semen out of one's nose after having a guy cum into the nostrils.

I finally talked my girlfriend into letting me skeet in her nose, but right after I nutted, she sneezed my jizz back out all over me and then I said, "cumsundheit."

by Curtzilla March 12, 2015

cumsurfer

The one who surfs on cum after sucking many dicks

Man, Jimmy is such a cumsurfer.

by OrganFapper January 12, 2016

Cumsplooger

1 A computer used almost exclusively for the purpose of porn/hentai. Categorized by being hidden under beds and possibly having light spots that look bleached, the cumsplooger is typically of an older model.

2 The term also refers to a computer so useless you might as well just keep porn images and gifs on it.

1. She refused to give me head, so I had to pull out the 'ol cumsplooger.
2. God that school computer only has a 500 GB hard drive and like 2 GB RAM. What a cumsplooger.

by Anorak24601 February 22, 2017