comedify

To deal with an aggravating or uncomfortable person by imagining him as a comic figure in a movie, rather than as a unique Kantian entity deserving of inviolable respect

"If I ever met Dubya in person, I'd have to comedify him just to avoid jailtime."

by Cheesed January 13, 2009

Comedyguy

A runescape player that believes all his jokes/stories are funny when in actual fact they suck

"Oh look, Comedyguy's telling a joke again, bail!"

by TheEvilElf August 12, 2009

Comedy Central's Indecision

Branding of political campaign coverage on The Daily Show and The Colbert Report mocking that used by "news" media. Another vehicle showcasing the ability of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to confirm the mediocrity of politicians in a humorous manner that has us laughing so hard that we abandon the idea of storming Washington and state capitals nationwide with torches and pitchforks.

Comedy Central staff announcer: Comedy Central's Indecision is brought to you by Zyrtec.

Show comes back from commercial to Jon Stewart at his desk, a raucous crowd, and the Indecision 2012 logo. Viewers nationwide are pumping their fists in the air.

JS: "Tonight, as part of our continuing Indecision 2012 coverage, Jon Doe said something unbelievably and unforgivably stupid."

TV viewers and studio audience to themselves: "WTF? Again?"

JS: "Have a listen."

Politician at press conference: "I genuinely believe David Letterman is the funniest man on television."

JS starts swelling and wheezing. "Somebody help me! I'm extremely allergic to bulls***!"

TDS Correspondent John Oliver runs onto the set. "I've got the medication Jon! Go long!"

JS gets up from his chair and starts running away from JO, who winds up and throws pill to a diving JS, who catches it, pops it into his mouth.

JO answers phone. "Who is this? Rex Ryan?"

JS: "F***! The Jets have found a decent quarterback!"

JO: "Sorry sir, but I must respectfully decline. The 4 o'clock games conflict with tea."

JS Tebows. Cue the Alleluia Chorus. TV viewers and studio audience laugh hysterically.

by hamlinfan93 November 3, 2012

comediocrity

A combination of the words 'comedy' and 'mediocrity'.

A word describing the growing tendency for industries and individuals to reproduce acts and works of comedy whose content consists exclusively of commonly known stereotypes and trends (generally in an effort to cater to as broad an audience as possible).

"This comedy is really mediocre and unimaginative, but I see that over a million people have watched this and over 90 000 have liked it. One more win for comediocrity."

by Sir-Ex July 28, 2012

comeburst

when a group splits up to go do their own things

Me and my family comeburst at Christmas time.

by SaMiLeR November 19, 2013

comedicly stressful

this is when some ones humor causes an elephant so suddenly appear in the room.
although that doesn't mean it wasnt funny enough to blow some ones cover.
its the kind of funny that makes you not want to laugh because of how profound the cloud that just loomed over is. everyone's stressors are different.

dark humour is often comedicly stressful.

by Knawlyge February 10, 2017

comefusion

When confusion hits right before orgasm, causing you to have a confused orgasm.

I was right about to bust a nut when this chick has a midget come in the room and start twerking. I was so close to orgasm that I just went with it. Comefusion hit me hard.

by Hannah_bonana June 27, 2017