captain blaise

That guy in the back of the class room or the loud vc that only says “bruh”

you never hear him complete a sentence

Captain Blaise: bruh
one guy: wait who said that
other guy: oh I didn’t even realize he was here
one guy: oh for ffs it’s the captain

by jetstar;) April 30, 2021

CaptainLeft

CaptainLeft is a name for someone that gets a lot of girls, are hot and is good at everything. Only people who are goats are deserved to be named like that and should be used with caution.

Omg is that guy is CaptainLeft because he is really good at everything <3

by user13541451 February 2, 2022

Captain Saveaho

A man who has a relationship with a woman who has a child from a former lover.

I'm not interested in being Captain Saveaho, no matter how awesome her tits are.

by DaHolmes May 29, 2023

Double Captain

A martial arts-like move made famous by Captain James Tiberius "Jim" Kirk.

The move involves folding both hands together and chopping down with both arms on the opponents neck.

Results do not vary - no opponent can withstand more than one Double Captain.

Did you see the episode where Kirk Double Captained that demi-god dude after fucking the green chick?

by Educated Manchild September 10, 2012

Captain Tight Pants

AKA Captain Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds of the vessel Serenity. Known for being particularly dour, with a harsh sense of humour. Although he finds it difficult to open up, it's obvious that he's a good guy beneath it all. Portrayed by Nathan Fillion on the now-cancelled sci-fi show Firefly which lasted just one season on FOX from 2002 to 2003. The nickname was first coined by the character Kaylee in the episode "Shindig".

An affectionate word used by Firefly fans to refer to the character of Mal, and (more rarely) the actor Fillion with reference to the show.

Example 1 -

Mal: Just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable.

Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tight Pants

Example 2 -

Fan: There was a rumour that Captain Tight Pants himself would turn up at that convention last week!

by Neroli April 21, 2008

Captain America Card

In the Game of Rape, The Capt. America Card, or Captain, is the King of Hearts. His awesomeness is unsurpassed. The Captain has the power to perform a Rape Combo on any card, albeit it is considered bad form to play the Captain on the SC Card (He has standards, afterall).

The Captain is also an integral part in the coveted Caledonia Combo.

SHA-ZAM! The Captain has owned you bitch! Try to Dave me will ya!

by Rape Player July 5, 2004

Captain Brown

Jonathon Early, commander, chief, captain of all that you can see.. Thats brown anyway.

Jonathon Early is captain brown

Brown captain, Jonathon Early is.

by Ape of death January 12, 2011