commonly used when someone does/says something stupid.
refers to someone being more dumb then the general public or a group of people
refers to someone being more dumb then the general public or a group of people
Person 1: i never knew cows made milk
Person 2: are you kidding me, where did you think milk came from?
Person 1: I don't know
Person 2: yeah, your not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch
Person 2: are you kidding me, where did you think milk came from?
Person 1: I don't know
Person 2: yeah, your not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch
by the brightest kid June 5, 2011
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(UK) Inebriated, usually as a result of consuming too much cannabis, although it can apply to a state of severe (though not particularly unpleasant) intoxication from various drinks and drugs. See monged.
Etymoligy: To be "cabbaged" is to be in a self-imposed "vegetative state" Geddit?
(UK) Inebriated, usually as a result of consuming too much cannabis, although it can apply to a state of severe (though not particularly unpleasant) intoxication from various drinks and drugs. See monged.
Etymoligy: To be "cabbaged" is to be in a self-imposed "vegetative state" Geddit?
(annoying cockney accent) "...So 'Erbert came round, and we smoked up a couple of pure skunk cones and got compeltely fackin' cabbaged... it was wicked, blindin', sorted..." etc, etc, etc...
by Andy April 2, 2005
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1. Dude that bitch last night put my balls in her mouth. She didn't expect a cabbage patch!
2. I have such a bad cabbage patch that I had to shave it.
3. We all saw his cabbage patch when he went into the shower naked.
2. I have such a bad cabbage patch that I had to shave it.
3. We all saw his cabbage patch when he went into the shower naked.
by Kralki August 15, 2011
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"His douglas fits my cabbage nicely."
"We're going out looking for cabbage."
"She wanted me to go down on her, so I slapped her in the face with my douglas and said, 'Bitch, I'm not eating your rotten cabbage!'"
"I smashed her cabbage so hard there was cabbage juice on the ceiling. And my douglas."
"His douglas fits my cabbage nicely."
"We're going out looking for cabbage."
"She wanted me to go down on her, so I slapped her in the face with my douglas and said, 'Bitch, I'm not eating your rotten cabbage!'"
"I smashed her cabbage so hard there was cabbage juice on the ceiling. And my douglas."
by JW#1 November 3, 2006
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Muff Garbage (or Muff Cabbage) is a term invented by the creators of the television show South Park and had no prior usage before the Oct.14, 2010 airing of the South Park episode "It's a Jersey Thing."
Muff Garbage (or Muff Cabbage) is a term invented by the creators of the television show South Park and had no prior usage before the Oct.14, 2010 airing of the South Park episode "It's a Jersey Thing."
I'm a 14 year-old moron who is addicted to South Park, so I'm gonna start saying Muff Cabbage all the time.
by eyeballish October 19, 2010
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