Definitions by Kralki

Cabbage Patch 

The pubic hair that grows on the male testicles.

1. Dude that bitch last night put my balls in her mouth. She didn't expect a cabbage patch!

2. I have such a bad cabbage patch that I had to shave it.

3. We all saw his cabbage patch when he went into the shower naked.

Cabbage Patch by Kralki August 15, 2011