Taco Bell Hellfire Anus

The Taco Bell Hellfire Anus is referred to that of an individual whose asshole has gone through brutal, immense torture. First, molten shit, roughly the temperature of over 500 degrees fahrenheit, explodes out of the asshole that shakes the bathroom with a 1.5 magnitude earthquake. Not matter how many times the individual says they’ll never eat at Taco Bell again, it doesn’t ease the pain. After major drippage from the ass will follow the smell. The smell is so unbelievably stinky a fart cloud is formed within the bathroom that lingers for weeks. After 40 minutes of consistent butt poop flying out of said individuals ass, they must wipe with what feels like sandpaper. There will be blood, tears, and sweat but if you survive the Taco Bell Hellfire Anus, you’ll probably be ready for round 2 in a couple days. Long love the Mexican Pizza.

Jack: Ayo what happened to Chris? He said he had to take a piss this dude has been gone for almost 2 hours
Ruby: Yeah. Based off of the smell thats coming from the bathroom, it seems like he is getting a visit from Dr. Taco Bell Hellfire Anus.

by SamWithDaHotdog August 1, 2022

Taco Bell

The place to go if you want to shoot liquid poop out of your ass within two hours.

Yo Quiero Taco Bell.

by AYB February 18, 2003

taco bell slut

When you buy a girl taco bell after she gave you a sexual favor''

'' Alyssa Joan Ricard

Person 1:That bitch gave me a blowjob
so I decided in return That I would buy the bitch some taco bell

Person 2: sounds like a Taco bell slut

by Anonymoustaco January 3, 2014

Taco Bell

The last place you will visit before you butthole meets a fiery doom

Joe: IM SPEWING FREAKING LAVA OUT OF MY BUTTHOLE
Bill: What did you eat last night
Joe: Taco bell

by Donald Mconald November 13, 2016

sodomy bell

On the bob and tom radio show whenever there is a story in the news about somebody being arrested Tom Griswold typically makes some comment about prison rape and rings the sodomy bell

There was a story in the news about a guy who was arrested for lewd behavior after he was caught trying to fuck a picnic table, Tom Griswold laughs and rings the sodomy bell.

by Michael_Hunt October 16, 2008

Taco Bell

Earth's most effective laxative! It's crappy, low quality mexican food that will have you squirting out fire in less than hour! Often consumed by poor people, college students and fatties as lunch or dinner.

Jose: Yo wanna go to taco bell?
Joe: Sure! I haven't taken a shit in 4 days, maybe it will help!

by Kzzfresh November 8, 2011

taco bell

fast food place that gives you the shits

grande combo= try not to shit yourself special. After you eat it your shit wants to think outside of your buns and run for your border.

by nick March 2, 2004