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Barney

The only good Bush in the White House, Dubya's Scottish Terrier. Was born in New Jersey by Christine Todd Whitman's scotties.
"Barney is the only good Bush. The only time he lies is when he goes to sleep."
by Dodger of Zion July 23, 2004
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Barney

Some people think that the whole purpose behind the Barney show was to make kids do drugs and drink beer. Before airing the show, the guy in the suit would go out and buy a 6 pack of beer. And while singing the Barney I Love You song he would dump the crack down the hole. It turned out like this:
“I Love You”
glug glug glug
You love me
glug glug glug
we are friends---
And when he came to that line a chemical reaction in his damned stomach would go off and his eyes would bulge practically out and hysterrically say “10...9. 8. 7... 6.. 5...4 oh god...3...2.2....1! AWK! and explode and blow up into the sky like a fricken screwer. When his blood splattered all over the ground, the kids said , ew nasty. Hey guys barney left us some fricken beer! lets drink it and get high! And sadly the same thing happened to them except they didnt blow up and later in their lives they were hobos and carrying signs saying Can I screw Barney pleez and make him horny to get revenge for blowing up?
by Frogger April 30, 2005
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BANNED!

A term used by people of LUE when someone posts something retarded or worthy of moderation.
"WAAAAHH! I got detention for beating a kid up"
"BANNED!"
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Bruce Banner

Bruce Banner are a Swedish thrashcore/power violence band. They have two vocalists: One screamer and one growler.
Bruce Banner do a sick cover of Demon by Septic Death.
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BannedStory Forums

A forum full of evil mean people located at bannedstory.ipbfree.com.
Newbie: Hey guys, I'm new to this forum!

BannedStory Forums Member: GTFO YOU STUPID NEWFAG!
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Banned

When something is extremly WRONG and unnacceptabl, illegal, bad, perverse, etc.

For example if someone likes the idea of massaging their cats udders, that would be BANNED!
Example 1
Person 1: "Hmmm I like Rupert Grint, his ginger hair is so sexy!"

Person 2: "Arg, thats wrong, ginger hair is banned!"

Example 2:

Person 1: "Hmmm doesn't my cat look sexy licking her buttons"
Person 2: "That's BANNED!"
by Jaythanual the second December 6, 2009
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Billboards for the internet. When you're trying to concentrate on something on the internet, one of these pops up, flashing that you're a winner, or if you shoot the duck, you will be.
"Shoot the duck and win a prize!"
by Anonymous July 7, 2003
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