Man : Baby, I'm gonna give you a chinese backrub tonight!
woman: Ok? but what is it?
Man : Don't worry, I'll show you.
woman: Ok? but what is it?
Man : Don't worry, I'll show you.
by Johnny Fleming November 10, 2007
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A person who vigorously avoids going to the bathroom when they're severely constipated. This person may go on for weeks without relieving themselves. Consequently, they pass gas through the duration of the day; mostly detected in tight office spaces, sickening co-workers.
Ben: I keep smelling this horrid odor. What is it?
Jeremy: I'm not sure. It's ungodly, though.
Ben: Look at Rutland. He keeps squirming in his seat. He's been doing it for hours.
Jeremy: Oh, that's right! He's a Chocolate Biscuit Baker, you didn't know? He stays constipated.
Ben: That's weird. Why not just go?
Jeremy: He's scared he'll blow his anus out like a blowout on a car tire.
Jeremy: I'm not sure. It's ungodly, though.
Ben: Look at Rutland. He keeps squirming in his seat. He's been doing it for hours.
Jeremy: Oh, that's right! He's a Chocolate Biscuit Baker, you didn't know? He stays constipated.
Ben: That's weird. Why not just go?
Jeremy: He's scared he'll blow his anus out like a blowout on a car tire.
by Mr. Rippenshtein February 24, 2011
Get the Chocolate Biscuit Baker mug.In reference to Baker Skateboards and their hardcore attitude on partying and skateboarding, bakerism can be defined as a general sense of surrealism, drunkeness and gnarliness. It is probably best exemplified by baker team member Dustin Dollin.
Grecs and Hermdizzle: two generations deep in Bakerism!
Dustin just took a shot of Jager and back 50ed that rail: pure Bakerism!!
Dustin just took a shot of Jager and back 50ed that rail: pure Bakerism!!
by fhjfksdldfj November 8, 2007
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"I don't have no boys. They're all my boys Neifi Perez . It's just like being parents. You try not to have any favorites. A lot of times your favorites are, at that time, who's doing the job."
"On-base percentage is great if you can score runs and do something with that on-base percentage," Baker said. "Clogging up the bases isn't that great to me. The problem we have to address more than anything is the home run problem."
"I was running lineups through my head, dude. I mean, we already got Neifi back and at the time we still had Jose Macias."
"I don't have no boys. They're all my boys Neifi Perez . It's just like being parents. You try not to have any favorites. A lot of times your favorites are, at that time, who's doing the job."
"On-base percentage is great if you can score runs and do something with that on-base percentage," Baker said. "Clogging up the bases isn't that great to me. The problem we have to address more than anything is the home run problem."
"I was running lineups through my head, dude. I mean, we already got Neifi back and at the time we still had Jose Macias."
by KChiCubs October 15, 2006
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by Amazing1234444 April 13, 2017
Get the hannah baker mug.A term, and/or description, of a woman's breasts that are so large that they literally "break" her back.
"Damn ! Look at that chick's tits...hope she's got a good chiropractor cuz those are some backbreakers."
by Rob, a.k.a. "Shaggy" October 24, 2006
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