mike jones

"Rapper" for people with ADD.

Still Tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four fours
Tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four fours....repeat 2 times.

Back then hoes didn't want me
Now I'm hot hoes all on me...repeat 4 times

First Round Draft Picks coming
Who is Mike Jones coming...repeat until INFINITY.

by i <3 mike jones March 14, 2005

Psycho Mike

Mexican/Irish co-host of loveline with Dr. Drew. Often does impressions of Gene Simmons, Spencer Pratt, and his own character, Rudy. Frequently comments on his small penis. Recovering drug addict. Extremely ripped and dead sexy. Has some homosexual tendancies.

I can't believe what Psycho Mike said on loveline last night. He's craaaaaazy.

by kitkatweird11 November 5, 2010

Mike Wazowski

Funky little eyeball with a funky optic nerve. Best friends with James P. Sullivan.

Mike Wazowski stole my children.

by DramaDeciple February 20, 2019

Mike Burns

A name that can be used to replace any other word should the need arise.

The name also suffices as a mindless diversion in the face of boredom. The game is won by thinking of middle names that make it a dirty phrase.

1) I'm so mike burnsed right now I can barely see straight.

2) Mike Hunt Burns
Mike Lamidia Burns
Mike Rabs Burns

by Kyle Pedersen September 1, 2008

Mike Rotch

A man subjected to phone calls in bars. However, this man doesn't exist! (And if he does, I'd like to shake his hand. Well, if I wanted to do that, I'd just shake my dick, wouldn't I.)

<Bartender> Hey, is Mike Rotch here? Has anyone seen Mike Rotch lately?

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003

Mike Shinoda

Member of Linkin Park.

Multi-talented Artist.

Half Japanese half American.

The only mortal who can perform the amazing "Shinoda-grin"... all the time

Loved for his baseball cap/beanie/hair color.

Young at heart yet very deep and mature.

Kindest and cutest man on Earth.

The only being I will ever consider...

Perfect

One more thing about Mike Shinoda...

Married.

by J.Hybrid December 9, 2008

Purple Mike

Small circular purple pills containing a form of psychedelic ingredient known as lysergic acid (LSD).

Stacey took a purple mike pill before heading downtown.

by RG68 November 9, 2007