Alarm Clocked

When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts then moves it back and forth like the hammer between the bells on an old fashioned alarm clock.

Brenda's boobes were so big that she needed to have them alarm clocked.

by Little_White_Dragon January 18, 2013

Alarm Cock

The act of purposefully waking up an unsuspecting guest by slapping your genitalia on your chest. Enacted through a "tick cock" metronome like fashion. Otherwise to rouse a partner from their slumber by doing the same thing or prodding them if aforementioned tactic does not accomplish stirring the person awake.

Not to be confused with tea bagging or mushroom printing however sometimes combined. However if you are alone an alarm clock can be denoted through morning wood.

Victim: "why are you slapping your penis on your chest? It's too early for this!"
Perpetrator: "I'm sorry your forgot to set your alarm cock"

"I woke up this morning with a stiffy. It served as an alarm cock"

by Feral Man August 3, 2014

Alarm cock

waking up a female with sex

The alarm clock ran out of batteries so i woke her up with the alarm cock

by Smilebeats March 5, 2015

Alarm clock

The demon box that is quiet until you want to sleep.

MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WONT WAKE ME UP!

by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017

Alarm Cock

When you wake up two minutes before your girlfriends alarm clock goes off, masturbate above her face, and when her alarm clock rings and she awakens, you ejaculate all over her face and say "good morning...ALARM COCK!

My boyfriend did an alarm cock on me this morning as I woke up.

by wr33kxhav0k May 31, 2017

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by Azaradeem July 9, 2019