Astroshit

Shit of extreme quantity. The highest possible level of shitting before sure death.

Apartment Owner: "John what the fuck did you do? The damn toilet is destroyed."

John: "I took an astroshit"

by astrotomic ass shit November 1, 2011

astronauticanaut

an underwater astronaut

if you take a green army man and strap him to a big ass bottle rocket and shoot it at a lake he becomes a astronauticanaut.

by bubblez February 25, 2013

Astronaut Diet

Going a period of time without actually eating just living off liquids and powders.

Last weekend in Hoboken was crazy I was up for three days on an astronaut diet.

by MonsterMazi January 25, 2014

astrobortology

Is the study of astro-abortions. Mothers who are deciding to or deciding not to have an abortion might look at their future baby's zodiac symbol and derive from their possible nature wether they will be a good match for her or the already existing family.

I was reading my Astrobortology Pamphlet and have come to the decision to keep my fetus because he will make a great sibling for my already 2 year old daughter

by V-Popp April 14, 2015

Astrobate

It's when you place a plastic bag on you head and you masturbate and try to finish out before you pass out.

I was bored the other day and had some leftover Walmart bag so I astrobated.

by bigfatcody420 September 8, 2016

astronaut cock

One who cannot control when his penis becomes erect and resembles a rocket taking off into space.

Taco Terry met us at the strip club and walked around the club with a boner all night long, what an astronaut cock.

by Peachez-757-23336 November 29, 2017

åström

Åström is a swedish surename, Its very cool and i wish i had it.

My friends name i åström and its very cool.

he is shit at fifa tho

by _______Yaboi---V December 5, 2018