Dick In The Mist

A man who sits in the corner and watches others have sex. While the mist is not literal, some men bring fog machines with them to be true to their names. It is typical for a dick in the mist to masturbate and ultimately ekaculate while watching sex, but is not necessary.

I was just trying to be a dick in the mist last night at the gangbang, when out of nowhere they asked me to be a pluffer. Last time I'll be hanging out with them!

by IAmTheWhale July 3, 2014

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Cinderella Dick

When a mans penis fits perfectly into your vagina like Cinderella and her glass slipper.

Girl i just had some Cinderella dick. How are you and Cinderella dick doing?

by Beetodee5575 September 3, 2019

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Dick Nomad

When you travel to great lengths to find the best dick.

Tay: hey where did Sara go?
Joe: Shes on another Dick Nomad Trip
Tay: Always looking for that Magical Dick that girl

by Kittykat81 March 25, 2021

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Dick Demolition

While having sex with your partner bent over doggy style, you thrust so hard as to put their head through the drywall or any other surface.

Nate that's one hell of a bruise. Did your boyfriend do a little Dick Demolition last night?

by Minds-a-Blaze June 17, 2013

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dick mangler

one who causes damage to male genitals

That guy broke my dick. He's a dick mangler.

by pünanas September 19, 2015

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Dali dick

1. A dick that droops; specifically over time or from repeated use (clock cock)

2. A cock with a unique or quirky shape. This dick often has a strange tilt or curve.

1. "Sorry baby, I can't right now. You gave me Dali dick"

2. "Matt is super hot but he's got total Dali dick"

by Matmantha September 3, 2014

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