Guacamole nigga penis 

A black man's penis made solely out of guacamole. A phrase often replied to Skai Jackson's tweets.

Skai Jackson:

Person 1: Guacamole
Person 2: nigga
Person 3: penis
Person 4: Incels.
Person 5: Guacamole nigga penis.

Guacamole nigga penis by Gappies July 5, 2020

boyfriend penis

a penis of respectable but not extraordinary size, and therefore a penis that a partner would want inside one's genitals on a regular basis and with varying intensity

"Don't worry, baby, you got a boyfriend penis. It means I'll let you do more with it."

boyfriend penis by DongSwanson February 18, 2015

excessive penis 

An over abundance of penis, either through size or sheer numbers

He had excessive penis

excessive penis by tal nska January 7, 2016

Study For the Penis Test 

verb

1. to watch porn, to masturbate (usually simultaneously)
2. to give head to a guy
Originates in high school sex-ed classes where studying is laughable and sounds slightly dirty.

1. John: "I was watching the Kim Kardashian sex tape last night, and it's pretty hot.
Jim: "Dude you study for the penis test with that like every night"

2. Jane: "OMG I had the most AMAZING time with Jake last night! We saw Old Dogs and it was SO funny!"
Janet: "Please that movie sucked you studied for the penis test didn't you?"
Jane "OK maybe just little..."

Study For the Penis Test by DrMcNinja March 9, 2010

super penis 

an ordinary penis by day, which by night wears a well designed tiny cape in order to fight for truth, justice and action.

"Super penis saves the day" reports the daily wang.

super penis by herotext February 4, 2007

Pepper Jack Penis 

A white (often pale) member, that is covered with multiple forms of sexually transmitted diseases, thus giving it the look of a block of pepper jack cheese. Especially common in uncircumcised members of the male population who are known to have higher rates of sexual diseases, and if unwashed can accumulate a cheesy residue.

"Have you seen Willy's junk? It's totally a pepper jack penis"

Pepper Jack Penis by Richard Queso November 29, 2012

neapolitan penis

When someone circumcised and has a dark skinned penis, but the tip of the penis is pink; thus looking like a Neapolitan ice cream sandwhich.

Man that guy Andy really has a Neapolitan penis. A tri-colored shaft.

neapolitan penis by Mesoss March 18, 2014