Salami dick

A guy, most likely a man whore, whose undercooked dick smells like shit.

Guy: hey, wanna smash?
Girl: get yo salami dick ass outta here. I can smell it from here

by Mark.R August 10, 2019

Dick Burger

A stupid, lazy, asshole that complains about stupid shit. Gives false information. And constantly pronounces words wrong.

For fuck sake, Ken. Will you please stop being a Dick Burger.

by KerrJody November 7, 2019

Dick Chase

When a job you worked hard on turns up to yield no results.

When something you worked hard on or hoped for does not come to be.

"I spent hours last night looking for my phone."

"Did you find it?"

"No, it was a total Dick Chase."

by the hungry child May 21, 2013

Dick Glamouring

the act of controlling or mesmerizing males/females to do your will with the beauty/perfection of your penis. Some people have hinted that 'dick glamour' is an urban legend but there have been documented cases though they are few and far between.

Beth his cock was so hot: his dick glamouring was unreal. I have never been dick glamoured before but after tonight I know I am under his spell.

by wellappointedV December 1, 2014

Chip and Dick

When someone cuts off someones head and dips their penis in their throat. Originally invented in Russia.

Russian 1: You want to do some Chip and Dick tonight?
Russian 2: Sure, but only if the neck if strong enough.

by SomeFuckingLoser May 25, 2018

Snicker dick

When you put your dick in a butt hole and when you pull out there's a peanut sticking to it

I banged a slut in the ass and when I pulled out I had Snicker dick

by Sdenny22 October 10, 2016

DROPPED THE DICK

1. To have committed a blunderous misstep, typically resulting in a significant loss of money, power, or influence.

“Thanks, Harry. Because of you, a client who was bringing in 35% of our revenue is now going to another company. Way to drop the dick on this one.”

“It looked like he was going to win, but he dropped the dick in the 6th round and got knocked out.”

by Bdaddyt July 14, 2018