Dick Rob 

v.- A derivation of the names Ricky Bobby and Dickie Roberts. Specifically applies to any situation in which one is wronged, especially sexually. May be applied to other usages than the verb form- i.e. Dick Robbed, Dick Robber, etcetera.

Synonymous to the phrase Cock Block.

You totally Dick Robbed me at the party last night, Jared. That girl was totally DTF until you puked on me.

Dick Rob by Dickie Bobby August 7, 2011

Dick Heavy 

When a woman or man is full of dick.

J.D. is such a ho, she was beggin to get dick heavy!

Dick Heavy by banyanboy123 August 24, 2011

Dick Manicure

Having a dick manicure: being circumcised.

"Hey, are you circumcised?"
"Yeah man, I got my dick manicure when I was born."

Dick Manicure by ohwoahyeahliketotally September 25, 2011

Dick-Joust 

Used to settle domestic disputes between male roommates wherein both parties disrobe and achieve erections. Once fully aroused, both parties will slowly walk towards one another. The first party to be touched by the opposing party's erect penis loses the aforementioned dispute.

M- "You're buying beer tonight."

C- "I bought beer last night, asshole!"
M- "Dick-Joust."

Dick-Joust by brokenrecord September 25, 2011

dick slide

The act of writing on a keyboard with your penis in a flippant, comical, nonsensical way.

Jeff: fsdasdhf;jsdlgkjsdfgl;kdf;lg
Steve: Dude, did you just dick slide?
Jeff: HAHA YE. I FUCKLEN CALPED UPT A GUDASS DIC SLID.

dick slide by MyPenisIsTooSmallToDickSlide September 28, 2011

dick juggler 

A skanky ditzy woman who thinks she can manipulate men with her presence. She is not professional nor does she exude professionalism she just juggles men to her selfish advantage. She makes hard working women look bad.

Look at her, she's such a dick juggler and those men actually think they might have a chance. She makes women look bad. What a skank a dick juggler.

dick juggler by female wolf December 27, 2011

Dick stump

Only a little bit of the base of the dick left after being cut off brutally with knife or machete. Normally done during an erection. This is usually done by another male. Doing such a thing may have many motives.

Bill: you suck Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: ..........
Bill: I swear I will make you a dick stump

Dick stump by Sick eyeball June 20, 2012