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Dick-Joust 

Used to settle domestic disputes between male roommates wherein both parties disrobe and achieve erections. Once fully aroused, both parties will slowly walk towards one another. The first party to be touched by the opposing party's erect penis loses the aforementioned dispute.

M- "You're buying beer tonight."

C- "I bought beer last night, asshole!"
M- "Dick-Joust."

Dick-Joust by brokenrecord September 25, 2011