Apperella

a woman aged 40+ who is actively dating and under the delusion that she is a prize, a real catch, and desirable to men; a princess with a dating profile that includes a list of demands and expectations that are unrealistic and often falsified, along with a series of pictures that have been edited such that the original photo is unrecognizable, often these images include or are pictures of pets, children, grandchildren and avatars.

All apperellas have a list of demands that they will score potential partners against, be it subvert or overt, the list is their measure of a man's worth or approximation to a good or perfect man.

by Monky Brainz November 8, 2025

Appeal

No you're not. You're making appeals to things you think people will be sympathetic towards. So "protecting" or "respect" but NONE OF THAT CHANGES THE FACT that you wouldn't even tell the truth to save the life of a child. So you aren't protecting shit. You are stealing because you weren't ever going to amount to anything.

Hym "The appeal doesn't work on me. It might work on the YouTube retards but not ever me. Why don't you do a video about how this Urban Dictionary guy made a racket about targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and then less than a year later a 16 year old was diagnosed with 'a rare form of schizophrenia' and then shot up his school? Why don't you make THAT video YouTube bitch? Because you're culpable and you're not better than shit. And if you want to protect people there is only one way for you to do it and it's for me to get my credit and money. Do it. Protect them."

by Hym Iam December 21, 2025

Apperhaps

Apperhaps
apperhaps / apperhaps
noun
A maybe-app; a concept for an application that exists more as an idea, possibility, or sketch than as a finished product.
Example:
“It’s not built yet, it’s just an apperhaps.”
Alternate (verb):
to apperhaps
verb
To half-seriously propose building an app, tool, or system without committing to it.
Example:
“We apperhapsed a dictionary app but never shipped it.”

We apperhapsed a dictionary app but never shipped it.”

by Heymuse January 2, 2026

Whiff Appeal

The feeling of desire to try a drug because of a small amount being accidently ingested i.e. coke dust travelling into the nasal cavity and creating a desire for said drug. You get a small whiff and become addicted.

Johnny can't stop doing coke after chopping up that brick last week. He wasn't careful to cover his nose; he should have known coke has that whiff appeal.

Money is also known to have whiff appeal. You get a little and after that you cannot stop craving it.

by dubiouscharacter March 3, 2011

uniform appeal

For some reason you find your coworkers more attractive than outsiders, and you all wear the same uniform.

Every relationship I have starts off of that uniform appeal.

by mochimo August 16, 2011

swank appeal

Attraction based on knowledge and appreciation for all things oozing with mid-century style. *bonus points for owning "all the things"

My gal has mad swank appeal.

by TrueFuckingLove June 20, 2016

toilet apped

This is a technique used during the toilet time. You are bored, so you digged through some apps on the app store, and find a good toilet app. It's an app that interested you while on the toilet. Perhaps while shopping.

I toilet apped my phone again. I installed a few toilet apps.

by SpitfireZero79 May 16, 2016