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a woman aged 40+ who is actively dating and under the delusion that she is a prize, a real catch, and desirable to men; a princess with a dating profile that includes a list of demands and expectations that are unrealistic and often falsified, along with a series of pictures that have been edited such that the original photo is unrecognizable, often these images include or are pictures of pets, children, grandchildren and avatars.
All apperellas have a list of demands that they will score potential partners against, be it subvert or overt, the list is their measure of a man's worth or approximation to a good or perfect man.
Apperella by Monky Brainz November 8, 2025
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Apparellise

The discrimination or perceived stereotype that comes along with wearing a particular brand of clothing.
- Police officer 1 to police officer 2: "I think this lad wearing the Nautica and Tommy Hilfiger attire has stashed his dingoes up his vutz".
- Innocent lad to Police Officers"Don't apparellise me because of the clothing I choose to rock, you copper dawwwgggsss"
A truly beautiful butterly.

Someone who likes goats and making goat faces.

That really wasted girl over there.

Someone who can win you over with their laugh in a second and make you wish you could be their friend.
"Who is that awesome loud chick?!"

"Oh, thats Aberella!"
Aberella by goat-face February 4, 2010

Appercolation 

When a girl teases the other partner/s with her vaginal fluid (Rubbing it around, licking it, etc) as a show of thanks to pleasuring her. Appreciation/Percolation!
Before we got really down and dirty I let her lick my abs. And then she rubbed her vagina juice on them as a sign of appercolation!
Appercolation by tatertawt24 September 27, 2011

appellate judge 

An ugly, not liked, piece of shit that has a huge ego
Ms. Coto: Hi, Appellate Judge, it’s so nice to meet you. I have three kids and I am a single mother. I will suck your old, wrinkled, dirty, 3-inch dick if i can have more time on this case
Judge: You will have to do more than suck my dick. You can eat my asshole, and after you rim my hemorrhoid, you can flake the old skin off that has collected around my foreskin

Appalachian Appellation 

A name for a hillbilly, particularly ones from mountain country. Examples include Clem, Bocephus, and Zeke. Female Appalachian Appellations include Daisy & Ellie Mae. Of course, hillbillies do not use the term themselves, since they can't pronounce the word APPELLATION.
"Hi, I'm Bocephus Billy-Bob Burgundy."

"What kind of name of Bocephus?"

"Why, that thar's a Appalachian Appellation."

Apparelly 

relating to what you wearing
Two of my dearest closest friends bought me a pair of Nasty Pig Briefs, so that make me a nasty pig apparelly?
Apparelly by underwhere October 6, 2009