Water

Natural liquid that i recommend you should be drinking right now.

God: i have just created water.
Humans: Cool, can we drink it?
God: Fuck you, All of the water is now salty.

by GhostYoshi September 7, 2021

the water balloon fight

its when you dont jerk-off for a year or so and you have sex with a girl and you bust a load in a comdom and you tie it close then you hit her in the face with it

dude i didnt jerk-off for a year and i was fuckin this girl and i shot a big load off and i tie the end of the comdom and then i did the water balloon fight to her

by doom308 December 24, 2010

still water

those who know💀 dead air+Balkan rage+Chinese twerk+ German push ups +still water+polish dance+Scottish breathing+iron lung+tasmanian devil fart+polynesian mewing+Russian shopping+Diddy dance+German stare+Mexican Jump+Cuban Gargle+Diamond Tooth+mango phonk

dude:hey bro you haven't showered in three days with is happening to you
dude 2:heh.....you haven't seen me activate my Balkan rage yet
dude 2:*drinks still water and fucking dies*
dude:finally I can fuck his ass
dude 2:mango mango mango mango
dude:wtf
dude 2: those who know💀 dead air+Balkan rage+Chinese twerk+ German push ups +still water+polish dance+Scottish breathing+iron lung+tasmanian devil fart+polynesian mewing+Russian shopping+Diddy dance+German stare+Mexican Jump+Cuban Gargle+Diamond Tooth+mango phonk

by ThisisACertifiedUDaccount November 18, 2024

Ham Water

Ham water is the worst kind of water there is.

It’s worse than dog water, rice water, ALL THE WATERS.

You only call someone Ham water if you’ve never seen someone so bad in your life.

Teammate: Bro this kid is so bad at the game. He’s literally dog water.

Teammate 2: Nah bro, dude is literally so sus. He’s gotta be hacking. He’s couscous water for sure.

Teammate 3: NO. Bro is straight HAM WATER.

All teammates: Ohhhhhh! Literally ham water.

by Youresobadbro August 30, 2022

dog water

Typically an insult or some random thing somebody just came up with in their head to say to someone.

Dog water can be also used to describe somebody who really likes being in water, also some people describe them as
a "dog rat".

LOL ur literally dog water kid

by r2a February 7, 2021

water cooling

Peeing on someone's face when they're hot for your cock

Do you like water cooling gurrrl?

by yesyesyescum December 3, 2014

Salt water pool

Slang term for the NSFW side of the internet.

I hate degenerate salt water pool swimmers

by JYKowalski May 7, 2025