Masturbation Wrinkles

When a guy jerks off more than 2 times a week, and they get wrinkly dicks from it. Especially bad when they are semi-soft.

"Girl , I went to go down on him and he had masturbation wrinkles, I left out of there.

by THEREALHONESTBRUTALBIATCH October 22, 2017

trinkle wrinkle

a trinkle wrinkle is a smelly genital

the whole class had smelly trinkle wrinkle because they did not take showers in 5 years

by rinorambus98 November 6, 2019

Rock the wrinkle stick

(verb) 1. what a girl who dates inappropriately older guys does. 2. to be in a relationship with a guy significantly older than oneself.

Did you see that old guy Ashley is dating? He's older than the last guy! I guess that nasty girl really does like to rock the wrinkle stick or something.

by MrBigAxe August 13, 2012

penis wrinkle

Picture of Peter Mann

by Anonymous June 6, 2003

penis wrinkle

affectionate slang for anyone who doesn't bow down before MY wonder cock.

bow down before me you penis wrinkle

by Lone Star October 20, 2006

wrinkle your birthday suit

Cramping one's style.

The loss of or inability to get an erection.

You sure riding the moped tonight won't wrinkle your birthday suit?

Your fat cousin really wrinkles my birthday suit.

by Mike's Bar Guide January 10, 2008

wrinkle binkle

A small crease on a ladys bum that guys love, some find it very sexual, some guys get turned on and some think it's odd. But we only love wrinkle binkles on slim sexy women. not fat bottom girls

Guy 1: Damn, my girlfriend has a wrinkle binkle on her sexy body.

Guy 2: Your so lucky, my girl has a wrinkle binkle, but she's just fat.

by assmagnet February 24, 2011