she pays what she weighs

If she is over weight she gets a check if you treat her right she will pay up to the exact amount of how much she makes.

She pays me 800 dollars every month she weighs 800 pounds she pays what she weighs

by Jujupayway December 6, 2021

weightlifter

Also known as goatse's brother.

My friend sent me two links and it was goatse and the weightlifter. I was totally quadranined.

by Ultimate Gary August 14, 2003

weight lifter's erections

When one is lifting, causing the veins in their arm to pop out as a result of this.

I was lifting yesterday, when suddenly, suddenly, I got some weight lifter's erections.

by bob shipopo May 3, 2008

heavy weight champ

someone who will fuck any fat bitch, any other std having bitch.

Josh is the heavy weight champ

by Mike Jones May 24, 2004

weight smart vitamin

Same person who inhales a deathly amount of syrup followed by a weight smart vitamin. Also will talk sex with you all day, promise sexuall favors and then not make good. Leaves your dong hard and unhappy....

Yo I saw weight smart vitamin at the chow hall today. God she's fat.

I got weight smart vitamined by "Manda"

by usmcgunny April 14, 2004

Muff Weighters

A pair of accessories that are placed on one's feet before plunging deep into the depths of a woman. For those whom are not experienced are encouraged to wear a snorkel as well.

"Hold on babe. Just give me a second to get my Muff Weighters on!"

by Mikyap September 21, 2013

Lydia-weight

Someone who cannot handle their drink to the point they are a liability on a night out

Don’t invite Anna she’s such a Lydia-weight

by Pyrojumper February 8, 2018