Toad

Something you call anyone that has contracted Genitial warts , so your friends know not to have sex with them

*hot girl walks up*
guy 1: Hey whats up ... by the way this is my friend toad.
guy 2: you son of a bitch
guy 1: HAHAHAHA
hot girl: huh whats toad?

by wesley =) November 13, 2006

what a toad!

an euphemism that suggests one has a larger body size, due to over indulging on many occasions or even practices over indulging daily"

Heather said " I ate two chocolate chip cookies after my breakfast" Travis chuckled and replied, "what a toad!"

by Travis Jenkinson November 12, 2010

toad

a noun, commonly used to describe a horndog. derived from the amphibian more commonly known as the horny toad, toad is oftenly used as a noun describing horniness

omg he's sucha toad! he just wants it all the time.

by jblo February 10, 2007

twaddler

Twat waddler. Obnoxious woman (often fat and otherwise generally disgusting) who appears to have a corn cob shoved up her ass when she walks. She is of little use in general, talks too much, and often has a voice which rapes your ears. It's usually all one can do to avoid the twaddler invoking the natural, undeniable, involuntary physical reflex of a punch to the throat after any conversation over a few seconds in length.

The fat obnoxious twaddler was so busy running off at the mouth as she twaddled down the stairs, that she tripped and fell the rest of the way down, breaking every bone in her disgusting body.

by thejtluv November 15, 2010

Clit twaddler

Someone who plays with clits in excessiveness. A form of cursing used in place of dick sucker.

Shut the fuck up you Clit twaddler!

by Mr. CP September 26, 2006

toad stools

psychedelic mushrooms

we got fucked up on toad stools and stared at the wall for hours.

by Schopperation Desert Schopp July 28, 2003

toad

(n) nDMT, n5-Meo-DMT - Psychedelic compounds which occur naturally in hundreds of plants and animals worldwide. The most prominant being Banisteriopsis Cappi, Yopo beans, and certain breeds of tree toad.

"That was some bomb toad."

by meanmidget April 15, 2004