Ape Tendons

The reason why African Americans are better than white people at sports.

Damn, Tyrone runs faster than all six honkys in federal supermax, must be the ape tendons.

by Big T Bag October 24, 2008

tenderfoot

greenhorn, neophyte, boy scout of lower rank than an Eagle Scout.

I got my merit badges but not enough to become an Eagle Scout.

by millwoody4x4 July 4, 2005

tenderqueer

Term used in the LGBTQ community to describe a fellow queer person who is perceived as too sensitive
Often pejorative

A: I'm transsexual
B: Ugh, I don't like that word, I prefer transgender
A: Stop being such a tenderqueer

by lemonlass May 10, 2022

tenderbox

An underage female sex partner.

R. Kelly slammed that tenderbox.

by Roach Clip January 12, 2004

tender-trash

People in small power boats driving yachities (whose tender boats are larger than tender-trash's main craft) crazy by navigating their widget boats too fast and too close and failing to observe a single rule of etiquette or marine navigation.

"Should we sail to Mansion House Bay?" "Nah, it will be full of tender-trash this weekend"

by Ivan W January 12, 2008

Ass Tenders

refers to a healthy and beautiful ass. see J Lo's ass.

That J Lo has such Ass Tenders!

by MrDax73r November 7, 2004

tender challenged

very hard time "making money", weak skills convincing a 'currency agent' one is the new jesus!

mental difficulties encouraging money to 'come around'

he was so tender challenged, money wouldn't visit!

being tender challenged, he was painted into a corner!

few have sympathy for the tender challenged!

by michael foolsley August 19, 2010