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Designated Coletter

A designated sidekick for someone who's DrunkAF.
Designated Coletter. I.E wingMan/Woman guiding you through the block on a Friday after the bar.
The morre tolerant, sober friend who saves the drunkests from falling.
by Amandeezy417 September 24, 2022
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Designated Dick

A designated male that a woman/male sees exclusively for stress reducing high quality sex. Different from a fwb (friend with benefits) in the sense that a D.D. can usually be depended on supplying orgasms a FWB is usually just for N.S.A. sex.
"My week has been soooo fucking stressful I need to get in touch with my Designated Dick"
by Professor Sequoia August 24, 2022
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designated cockblocker

the person who stays sober at a party, club, etc. and keeps his/her friends from hookin up with grenades, landmines, or just someone ( or people) they shouldn`t
Ronnie: Yo bro mad people are hittin up karma tonight, lets go.

Mike: Cool

Ronnie: But bro, Sam`s gonna be there

Mike: That`s cool, i`ll be your designated cockblocker
by Android23 January 24, 2011
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This school is male dominated and is full of criminals, fake gang members and rapists if your looking for the most ghetto secondary and colly in Newham its this school. Even though the school is good and is well sponsored it can also be called a block where mandem can get brain and jeet beenies in the school toilets. This school should just become an AP cuz mandem go toilet to roll spliffs, do Snus ,THC and etc. This school needs to up there security levels as guys even roll to school with rambos and BB guns
Ayo have you heard of "London Design and Engineering UTC"
o you mean that ghetto mandem school
by MrTMG09 December 21, 2021
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Interior Design

When you summon your pet eagle, and use galvanized square steel, eco friendly wood veneers, and extension screws borrowed from your aunt to transform a coffin room into a liveable space or the last bedroom in your house to fit 1 billion kids your wife accidentally had. Usually involves the storing of out of season quilts and a projector screen to watch Korean drama.
"After saving up millions of dollars, Little John was able to afford a coffin room in Shanghai, and fixed its interior design using galvanized square steel and eco friendly wood veneers to build a sturdy bed frame..."
by MaxM40 May 31, 2024
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designated beer

After much beer consumption, unable to track which ones are empty, there is a chosen spot for the current beer.
My designated beer is the one to the right of the Tylenol.
by Frets & Such July 11, 2017
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designer drunk

When you mix different types of alcohol to get a certain type of drunk.
Carl: Damn, Lois just took a shot of everclear and chased it with a beer.

Phil: Yeah, tonight she's getting designer drunk.
by Jlit44 September 4, 2015
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