Shinking

When you're lying on the couch in an awkward and uncomfortable position but you can't be bothered turning over.

Origin: The word comes from the swedish word 'skinka' (meaning ham). Ham is slaughtered pig, and being slaughtered can't be very comfortable at all.

-"Man, my back hurts"
-"Why?"
-"I spent the whole evening shinking in front of the TV, I think my spine is twisted"

by Informalskin March 14, 2008

shinking

to think in the shower

verb: shinking
adverb: shinked
noun: shink
adjective: shinker

I was feeling the water dribble down my back as I was shinking wondering what clothes felt like opposed to what we felt like in them

by red hair babe September 12, 2017

Thinking

Pissing

Just thinking bout children.

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. September 27, 2021

critical thinking

The act of blindly agreeing with anything told to you by a college professor or other "intellectual". Special care must always be taken to avoid validating critical thinking with erroneous details such as empirical facts; hear-say and conspiracy theories are always far more useful. See also "group think".

Susan was shunned by her classmates, and later flogged, for questioning the critical thinking of Michael Moore.

by Colin the Damaja May 26, 2004

ham shanking

To have anal sex with an overweight woman.

My friend and I got so drunk, we decided to go ham shanking.

by JD0001 August 20, 2008

shrinking penis

shrinkage of ones member until it shrivels up to nothing

Chris has a shrinking penis from all the raunchy sex he had.

by the lovely neighbor September 19, 2004

to save your sinking Titanic

to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester

mom: go do your homework

son: go away. im off to a friend's house

mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic

by Sexydimma October 2, 2020