starbucks worker

Someone who works at Starbucks. Most commonly an LGBT+ person (or at the least is overweight and/or dyed their hair.

She was a Starbucks worker

by virginislanderpresidnet July 23, 2022

Starbucks water

When a basic white girl gives a golden shower.

We were going at it and she jumped up and gave me some Starbucks water.

by Air handler December 09, 2021

Starbucks Sandwich

The only food more bland than unseasoned white rice

Bro, have you tried the new Starbucks sandwich? It’s so much better than Tim Hortons because it costs double the price and tastes like nothing!

by bigdickhoncho September 06, 2023

Starbucks hiccups

Starbucks (hic)cups. When you see Starbucks cups on your favorite TV shows like Game of Thrones.

HBO digitally deleted their Starbucks hiccups before Starbucks sued the shit out of them!

by JTisntmyrealname May 07, 2019

Starbucks Virgin

Anyone who goes to Starbucks and orders using incorrect terminology. These people make the baristas working at Starbucks want to kill themselves.

The Starbucks virgin just ordered a "medium decaffeinated coffee with whipped cream and caramel" instead of a "grande decaf latte with whip".

by Builder-o-matic April 28, 2012

A combination of branding and bland. Used to indicate corporate homogenization. Can also apply to corporate interference in the arts, as in the case of Starbucks forming a music label

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😱: A combination of branding and bland. Used to indicate corporate homogenization. Can also apply to corporate interference in the arts, as in the case of Starbucks forming a music label

by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

Starbucks

An overpriced coffee that makes you poop immediately

10 Ways To Make Yourself Poop ASAP:
1. Drink Starbucks

by Fenjae November 24, 2021