squeeze

to fire a weapon, specifically a handgun

"Some shit pops off we squeeze each one they gonna think it's machine guns" - Eminem

by Langr December 30, 2005

squeeze my head

Taking a shit

I'm just off to squeeze my head for 5 minutes!

by Broadband2 October 17, 2013

weasel squeezers

Men's technical cycling shorts.

I wear baggies over my weasel squeezers for my urban assaults.

by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007

nut squeezer

n. someone or something that constantly fucks people over or causes them trouble.

n. a troubling situation.

v. to fuck someone over (Technically called "to nut squeeze". Past tense "nut squeezed" )

1) "Jordan is a nut squeezer!"

2) "Man, I have a 5 page essay to write by next period, this is a real nut squeezer."

3) "Jordan really nut squeezed me last night when he told the cops where I live."

by Jim Domeyer October 7, 2007

squeeze the lemon

To press along the shaft of the dick in order to get out the last few drops of piss or cum.

I like to make sure I've gotten the last drops of piss outta my dick, so I squeeze the lemon before I go away from the urinal.

by pentozali April 11, 2009

squeeze & shake

squeeze & shake is what most guys do to their dicks when they're done taking a piss.

I always squeeze & shake when I finish taking a piss so I won't get a wet spot on my pants.

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

luigi Squeegee

Cleans your penis after anal. While the penis is still inside the anus, give firm pokes simultaneously to the sides, when the anus clenches, quickly remove your penis, feces free.

The last time my girl and I did anal, she left me dirty. This time I'm giving her the luigi squeegee.

by yeldak March 28, 2009