A person (usually male) who attempts to make up for their small penis size by buying and selling various amount of funny looking, overrated footwear.
by Raskel446 April 15, 2017
Get the Sneakerhead mug.While on the escalator, Fundo used his camera phone to get a photographic sneak peak under the skirt of the female standing 3 steps ahead of him. Fortunately for him, she wasn't wearing panties.
by authOOr July 5, 2006
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"Ya man, my girl was talkin some trash last night, so bout 2 in the morning I sneakbagged her."
"OH snap man, bet she didnt like that"
"OH snap man, bet she didnt like that"
by Gazall July 7, 2008
Get the Sneakbag mug.The action of covertly masturbating with others around. Most commonly perpetrated by individuals taking part in a point based masturbation game. The more unaware individuals around when sneakajacking the more points received by the sneakajacker.
"The secret service failed to thwart my sneakajack while I was sitting inside the podium while the president gave his last speech about the war."
by SheriffKLap August 31, 2013
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by Rip-off Ranger March 18, 2020
Get the Senk mug.In nature when the alpha male is mating with the females of his choice, the sneek dick monkeys come up from behind to mate the females when the alpha is not looking.
My supposed homeboy pulled a sneak dick monkey on me and tried to get at my girl when I was out of town....
by Drew-Bob January 28, 2021
Get the sneak dick monkey mug.This is related to the Cleveland Steamer. This is performed when your significant other gets too drunk to function. You escort them to bed and place them face down. Then pull their underwear down sufficiently to exposed their ass crack. Shit on their crack and pull the underwear up. Follow up with covering the unconscious inebriate with sheets and blanket. With luck, they'll think they shit themselves.
by DuncanSeven March 8, 2014
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