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smidget

that midget over there is small.

son thats what you call a smidget.
by Webee April 21, 2009
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smidget

A small person. ie. small + midget = a smidget. Originated in a grade 8 class in Ajax Ontario from a boy named John to a particularly short girl named Nicole. The name stuck and eventually became somewhat of a nickname for her. It was also later used as a "camp name" 3 or 4 years later when she was a camp counsellor. Some times spelled "smidgette". It is also sometimes shortened to "smidgie".
"Our counsellor smidget, she really liked to fidget and we didn't know what to do" "Smidget, get in my backpack!"
by The Little Nicky July 24, 2008
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smudgee

A term used to describe the type of shit that just takes ages to wipe cause it's smudged itself all over your arse, due to it not properly dropping completely, or just bad wiping in general.
Man that dump i had was a big smudgee - was in there wipin for ten minutes!
by Smudgee January 27, 2005
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scudge

Gross stuff. Similar to guff, but more icky and gooey.
Ewww... you've got some scudge on your shoe. Don't walk on the carpet with that on!
by Drew_0123 June 11, 2006
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smidge

Smidge.
by fraac August 5, 2011
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sludge-hammer

When a male is about to ejaculate during sexual intercourse. He then will pull out and bring his cock forward to the females face. The male partner then times his ejaculation and smacks the female in the face with his cock, while simultaniously blowing his load all over her face. (NOTE: This requires near PERFECT timing!)
I sludge-hammered her freaking face last time. She couldn't freaking see! & I think i gave her a black eye..
by Jeary Beary June 21, 2007
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Sludge Metal

as know as doom or stoner metal. imagine slinking through dense pools of electrically charged sludge; or put yourself in that years-old pot-smoked-out haze as you slide deeper into the electrically charged couch. that's the time signature we're dealing with here -- a pleasant blend of the lethargic and the 'lectric. these guys bow before black sabbath.
by Dnite April 14, 2003
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