Jessica Simpson

A lady I'd like to stick it to.

"I would like to recieve oral sex from that Jessica Simpson.

by Stuart James October 9, 2005

jessica simpson

Jessica Simpson is a woman who was graced at birth with beauty, talent, and a fun personality. She isn't well liked, because she has so much money, fame, looks, and a hot husband. She makes money off acting stupid (or maybe she is, we don't know) People seem to think she's bitchy even though they have never met her, and on tv she comes off very nice. The thing that pisses me off, is that fact that you all say that she's slutty even though she was very open about the fact that she was going to stay a virgin until marriage. She wears nice clothes that cover up most everything and just because she has big boobs doesn't mean she's a slut, it just means she is lucky. You little 12 year old CS players need to go pwn some n00bs because your imput is not needed here. Go try to find some morals...then see how idiotic calling jessica simpson a slut is...if you want a slut....go find britney

Jessica Simpson is married to Nick Lachey, they had their own MTV show called the Newlyweds in which they became rich and famous...her most favorite line is from the "chicken from the sea" episode

by Get_off_the_computer_LAZY_ass_and_find_some_morals January 15, 2005

the simpsons

A once-sidesplitting show that is, sadly, beginning to grow stale and has the earmarks of becoming increasingly redundant.

Family Guy was better than the Simpsons.

by tradesman November 22, 2003

Oj Simpson

a man who was acquitted of murdering two people, his ex-wife and her male friend, though he did have to pay a fine, of which he has paid little. He was a famous football player. Reasons as to why he was found not guilty are sketchy, including a bloody glove that didnt fit OJ's hand, which presumably was used by the murderer, and pressure to find him not guilty based on race: the race card.

nicknamed the Juice. in 2007 OJ was convicted of several unrelated felonies.

The OJ Simpson case had a very controversial verdict.

"Man you just avoided punishment for beating up that kid! Kinda like OJ Simpson...the first time."

by Haephestion February 3, 2008

oj simpson

A fuckin nigger that killed two white people and got away with it.

Sheeit,oj simpson didn't bees doin it

by Sir Whitey June 7, 2007

Cody Simpson

Justin Bieber wannabe from Australia.

Person 1: Have you heard Cody Simpson's new song?
Person 2: Is that the Australian Bieber kid? Doesn't he only have like one song?
Person 1: Yeah..

by MellaPellaa August 10, 2010

Cody Simpson

The Australian Justin Bieber. Yet another talentless sack of shit who sings about sappy, vapid "love". Not surprisingly, he has also gained a cult following among pre-pubescent teenage girls who have a terrible taste in music. Also, trying to convince his fans that he absolutely sucks is like trying to convince a three year old that Santa doesn't exist.

Teenage fan girl: "OMG, CODY SIMPSON, CODY SIMPSON, OMG, HE'S SO HOT AND TALENTED <3, OMGGGGGGGGGGG!!!"

Me: "Shut the hell up. Stop your hero worship of this sack of horse shit and listen to real fucking music."

by ShotgunMarriage September 22, 2011