Shnombie

A zombie that eats shlongs instead of brains

Did you see that shnombie? It was chowing down on Ryan’s dick.

by Froghandler123 March 24, 2024

shohom

A mysterious and enigmatic individual who often exudes an aura of being overly chill but is secretly plotting world domination in the background. Shohoms are typically sarcastic, have a knack for dropping deep philosophical thoughts out of nowhere, and can talk about random niche topics for hours without breaking a sweat.

A person who somehow always knows about the most obscure memes and manages to seamlessly integrate them into everyday conversation, confusing everyone but simultaneously gaining respect from meme connoisseurs.

Someone who unapologetically owns their weirdness and somehow makes it look effortlessly cool. Known for being part-time philosopher, part-time meme lord, and full-time chaos agent.

“Yo, that dude Shohom just dropped a banger philosophical thought while also quoting a 2013 meme. I’m not even mad, I’m impressed.”

by hidDIH December 21, 2024

shohom

A person who is openly dismissive, disrespectful, or ignorant of the importance of consent in any interaction, particularly in intimate or personal situations. This person often makes light of or mocks the concept of mutual agreement, and may ignore or violate personal boundaries. Typically someone who displays entitlement, a lack of empathy, and an unwillingness to understand the importance of respect and communication in relationships.

" consent? I hardly know her!" - shohom

by shohom January 4, 2025

Shlomosexual

A person whose sexual deviancy is an attraction to jews or jewish deviant sexual behavior. Akin to pedophilia, transgender, homosexuality, bestiality, etc.

The congressman from New York was charged with creating and distributing child pornography and in his defense he claimed to be a Shlomosexual and should be a protected class. ~ Santi Alberto

by Boy interrupted January 6, 2025

SCOOM

Just don’t get SCOOMED YAA HEARD

Shorty just got SCOOMED

Or
I’m tired I been SCOOMING all day

by TRAPLEGAL January 6, 2025

Shlomo

A member of the Jewish faith or race that takes advantage of people and think his religion and race are the greatest when most that apart of it create problems for everyone around them.

Global homo you get it from Shlomo.

by anonymous January 8, 2025

Shoma Tech

To collect a shoma tech means to complete one of the 3 F’s. The 3 Fs stand for FUCK FIND FIGHT.

One must FUCK, FIND, or FIGHT a mike tyson. Emphasis on the “a” as in you must find/fuck/fight a mike tyson that you find in the wild.

Yo mark i just found a mike tyson. Mark replies “sickkk you got one shoma tech” I reply, “now i gotta FUCK or FIGHT him and collect another SHOMAA”

by Shoma Tech July 3, 2025