scat

big doo doo lmao

sweet stinky scat

by Obunga ape September 1, 2018

Scatman

Someone who shits on someone else

My dad is a Scatman

by AJ January 8, 2004

Schatting

The act of talking to someone via a phone call/text/instant messaging, whilst taking a lengthy shit.

"Where're you going?"

"To the toilet, shall I schat in your general direction?"

"Sure keep schatting to me."

by Tchuk November 14, 2012

ScatBored

Its A lifestyle...

something you can live without

"I am sad cuz no scatbored"

by Logan Crisple April 15, 2008

Scatocular

Having a crappy outlook. Seeing the negative in everything.

Jim is so scatocular, frankly it depresses me.

by randomincoherencies December 6, 2009

scatbrain

n. Ironically designates a person who dwells on or expostulates ideas that are old, discredited or unintelligible. The scatbrains are the uneducated lower class cousins of the educated upperclass fecal-minded eggheads.

Joe is a scatbrain. He keeps saying torturing is a legally acceptable way to obtain information from suspected criminals and terrorists.. His sense of morality is twisted by his ideological zeal and his biases.

by hypocrisykiller October 4, 2009

scataracts

someone sitting on your face thinking they have to fart but instead shits in your eyes.

while scatfacing Jill lost her load causing my eyes to burn which now I have scataracts

by getusum July 8, 2010