felt-ripper

To take a shit that's so bangin' the numerous furious wipes needed to clean the sphincter cause the bog roll to rip and disintigrate in your hand.

Also applies to a pool or snooker shot with too much top.

I went for a right felt-ripper before, drew blood and everything. That kebab last night was a bad idea...

by DJ-DEEG July 23, 2010

Certified Ripper

One that drives like hell on any road

Chris is definitely a certified ripper.

by Redneck509 January 13, 2020

Right rack ripped

Getting extremly drunk

Ah ya, me and Deaner are gonna get right rack ripped on Pilsner tonight!!

by Metalazfuck October 2, 2010

Rocket Wrist Foreskin Ripper

The act of jerking one off in a very fast motion while ripping the victims foreskin from excessive force.

Vadim ripped Brodies foreskin while jerking him off. hes a rocket wrist foreskin ripper.

by JRHahaha July 5, 2012

Ripping Bootycheeks

When something is absolutely garbage and you should stop using it and switch, or when someone produces an unpleasant odor on the mic and earrapes.

Dude 1: Hey dude why did you disconnect from the party?
Dude 2: My internet was ripping bootycheeks.

by Sussosoos August 4, 2019

Ripple

A multi dimensional wave caused by a disturbance in substance or space.

When I threw a pebble to the pond I saw a ripple in the water surface.

by Talisi April 24, 2018

Grim Ripper

The Most Bad-ass Guitar hero Character...Ever.
GO BUY HIM FROM THE GUITAR CENTER SHOP IN YOUR GH 1/2/3/Rocks the 80s and i hope Aerosmith....
.....NOW!!!!
......What are you waiting for!?

9350 Guitar hero dollars?! DAMNIT!!! I want my Grim ripper NOW!!!! NOW I SAY!!!!!

by Sheripper June 30, 2008