DJ-DEEG's definitions
To take a shit that's so bangin' the numerous furious wipes needed to clean the sphincter cause the bog roll to rip and disintigrate in your hand.
Also applies to a pool or snooker shot with too much top.
Also applies to a pool or snooker shot with too much top.
I went for a right felt-ripper before, drew blood and everything. That kebab last night was a bad idea...
by DJ-DEEG July 23, 2010
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