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Privilege

Seeing how over half of your gross wage goes away in taxes to pay for someone else’s “free” education, healthcare and welfare whilst not enjoying any of those “freebies” yourself.
Breanna (formerly Tim): Oh my gosh! The free healthcare system has been so supportive with my gender reassignment: 2 years’ worth of HRT and psychological consultation, top and bottom surgery and 2 more years of follow up consultation…all for freeee
Joe: *rolls eyes* I was at work while you were doing all of that, eventually got a rotten tooth and had to pay 5k for the implant…I’m so privileged.

Frank: I had to take a payday loan at a 300% APR when my car broke down and needed to fix it to keep going to work while not getting evicted, I’m sooo privileged too.
by darealprivileged October 13, 2024
mugGet the Privilegemug.
They have more privileges than I have basic human. Rights.

My colonized Asian face and gourmet Hispanic cuisine; some stupid white people bombed my restauranft.

There are no police, no basic human rights for people of color.

All crackers with smart korchdn will get their little gingers cut off da first day of session of India's first public school. They never lifted a finger in gjeir lives; why should they have orm.

"Buddy, this is as a punishment for your Caucasian privilege. You're a rich white dude who is illiterate, doesn't know shit about music, and doesn't know how to cook to save his life. But look; you have a smart kitchen, never had to work a day in your life, never had to fight for your basic human rights, never even had to justify why you have Caucasian privilege! Having Caucasian privilege was always a granted in your life; something you "deserve" to have. But buddy, nothing in life comes free! As punishment for your laziness and spoiled, worthless life, I need to cut off a finger. You haven't lifted a finger in the kitchen in your life, it's time to pay the price! Read this aloud, if you don't I'll cut off 2 fingers!"

Illiterate cracker: "I'm getting my finger cut off as punishment for being a lazy cracker who has a smart kitchen, home recording studio and because everything in life gets handed to me. I need to lose my ginger to learn a lesson on Caucasian privilege!"

Illiterate cracker finger SLICED RIGHT OFF, WITH A KITCHEN KNIFE.

AHHHHH! 👸🏻🔪🖕🏼
Caucasian Privilege; "Vacations". I never have the option to say, "I don't feel like being in slavery under an illiterate cracker who has never worked a day in his life, doesn't have a single friend, and has been handed everything he wants his entire life. I need basic human rights; I never have the option to have basic human fights.
mugGet the Caucasian Privilege; "Vacations"mug.

Arab Privilege

You get to sit in any seat you would like to
Damn, i was gunna sit there, she’s rlly using her Arab privilege
by MårgarÉt †hatçher December 1, 2020
mugGet the Arab Privilegemug.

Zombies Privilege

A term used by mega Virgins who refuse to play CoD Zombies; A term used to describe salty people who shit on those who play games like Fortnite instead of CoD Zombies.
Timmy: Can you play Zombies for once?

Retard: REEEEE ZOMBIES PRIVILEGE
by Bespeckled July 26, 2018
mugGet the Zombies Privilegemug.

Orange Privilege

When a graduate of the Syracuse University S.I. Newhouse School of Public Communications lacking knowledge of sports, passion, talent, energy, or a sense of humor gets a job in sports media due to cronyism, nepotism, or laziness of media executives.
Can you believe how bad the “Orange Privilege” stiffs hapless WFAN has on the air are? These guys couldn’t get jobs in Toledo or Wichita and they get hired in NYC thanks to O.P.!
by @thefandog1 December 2, 2020
mugGet the Orange Privilegemug.

Privilege

What white people and their simps and imps use to protect covert narcissm and sociopathy so they can keep performing emotional and physical incest
Donald Trump and Pence like to use their privilege on children thru hook ups like Jeffery Epstein
by Angy Kitty is angy March 22, 2022
mugGet the Privilegemug.

born privilege

born privilege is the societal privilege that benefits born people over non-born people in some societies, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstance.
Oh look, there are protestors using their born privilege to promote abortion.
by notyetborn October 31, 2022
mugGet the born privilegemug.

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