Bliss Piss

Semen, jizm, spunk, ejaculate, man milk, population paste.

"I think I may have pinned down your problem Reverend Green, you will never get Mrs.Green pregnant if you keep withdrawing and covering her tits with your bliss piss, you need to fill her bucket"

"Thank you Doctor Williams, I will try that. It's just in the porn we watch they always ice the cake."

by dogegg March 10, 2009

piss-n-miss

When a person leaves a social situation to urinate only to find s/he missed a critical part of the conversation or story.

“Hey man, where’d you go? Noah just told us what his wack boss did yesterday!”
“Dang, that was one costly piss-n-miss.”

by christine sixteen August 25, 2009

donkey piss

Any sub-standard alcoholic beverage

"Do you have Heineken?"

"No Sir. Would you like our local pale lager?"

"You mean that donkey piss brand. No thanks, I'll pass."

by Kevin the Aussie October 24, 2008

Piss Boy

A manservant whose job is to mind the bucket of piss for French aristocrats.

"Sire! You look like the Piss Boy!"
"And you look like a bucket of shit!"

by Count de Monet March 30, 2008

pissant town

Adelaide, according to Aurelio Vidmar.

"That's the problem. That 4-0 result tonight was politics, nothing else. Whether you are involved directly or indirectly you have an effect. Because of a pissant town, this club will never win anything until you get rid of that crap.

by dbrt February 16, 2009

piss disk

An excellent prank whereby you pee on a plate and then freeze it. Once frozen, it can be thrown like a frisbee or better yet, slid under a door. The victim wakes up to find a puddle of piss on their floor that they can't possibly explain.

That bitch thought she could talk trash about me, so last night I slid her a piss disk.

by Blue Jay Scott September 9, 2010

piss wood

the effect of needing to pee so badly that you get a boner

because pete wouldn't stop for me to take a piss on our road trip, I got a bad case of piss wood

by Geminisnickets April 23, 2006